"how dare you get amusement from a war?!"
*begins throwing shuriken at person selling tickets*

*laughs from sidelines* *starts selling tickets so more people can watch*

"you think a kiss will kill me?! i am NOT Jesus! but... you can kiss me again if you want."

Cyber War? Ya'll crazy (& bored). Creeps up behind letzBloud and steals a kiss from him, thus killing him. Sorry letzBloud, it waz ur time to go! hee hee!

"ouch! i hate being pinched!"
*teleports back to secret hideout, puts on a green ninja outfit, teleports back to battlefield.*
"ha! now i can celebrate St. Patrick's Day, & wage war!"
*begins tossing shuriken shaped like clovers at every one in sight that doesnt belong to my family.*

*pinches everyone who is not wearing green*

Muahahahahahahahahaha!

...yeah, I know...I'm just evil aren't I?..Ha!

*covers face partially with cape and jumps out the window*

"OUCH! feel my frozen wrath!!!!!"

*uses ninja ice magic to freeze phantom119 & then breaks him to pieces by kicking him into wall (just like Sub-Zero)*

gets revived by paramedics and puts on a pair of boxing gloves and some shorts. *Rocky theme in the background* and delivers a sucker punch to letzbloud's face.

Oh good, because this idea of wondering off covering my eyes wasn't a very good one.
*rubs bruise*

"uh...ill be back in a minute."
*teleports to secret hideout to get some new clothes. teleports back wearing a ninja outfit like what Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat wears.*
"all right baby, im back & ready for action!"

quote:

*realizes that he is naked*
" OH CRAP! uh, could someone hand me some clothes please?"
*tries to cover himself*

Oh for Heavens Sake! *covers eyes*

...Uhhh..it's okay, I can find my way out with my eyes covered...
*wonders around trying to find the exit*
*Stumbles over someone and falls face flat*
...I'm okay...I think...

throws a barrel at letzBloud and then has a heart attack.

*realizes that he is naked*
" OH CRAP! uh, could someone hand me some clothes please?"
*tries to cover himself*

*goes blind at site of letzBloud*

"ha ha! im still here!"
*stands unscratched where the bomb hit but clothes are gone*

*yoda sends a bomb at letzBloud, blowing everything in a 20 miles into piles of ash*

"dodge this!"
*throws shuriken & kunai at TheCountHimself & yoda3600*

OH oh oh, let me join! I can be evil when it comes to fighting!

Oh you messed with my team! That was a mistake!

*steps on CountsHimself and yodas pinky toes*

Ha! Try to move after that!

"you think a simple cannon is enough to stop me?! im a Grandmast Ninja!!"
*appears behind yoda3600 & cuts him in half*
"...& now for you!"
*performs a stealth kill on TheCountHimself*