awwww man!!! no fair!!! no fun!!!! now what?

damn advanced technology!!!!

marches forward laughing at the pitful water based attack bouncing off his MOPP suit and puts knife through the hose cutting of ruth's water supply

thanx hub!! I take that white flag back!!!!

*Grabs a hose and starts power hosing every one in sight.... reallynow, hubb, Shelly_0194, listenup, ampmaster, hydrok, kittie, like i said.. ANYONE in sight!!!!!

*Does dance*
Passanger on ship YEAH

The one on the ship????

I'm on board! ::gets weapon from armory in case of surprise attack::

*That's hard core*
*flying away in cargo space ship to jupitor*
*smiles*
*Anyone else aboard?*

*Pulls out button*
*Pushing button. "Anyone got to say anything about this?"*
*World blows up ending all wars and all humanity*

My favorite story from the gulf war is the PA Officer who orders a bunch of jarheads to play football in front of a reporter in full MOPP gear. The Grunts loved this as they had to burn the MOPP gear afterwards a little grunt math for you: Heavy Ruck- 10pnds of MOPP gear= Lighter Ruck=Happy Grunt

know what was stupid... we where worried that saddam had all sorts of blistering agents, and our guys are running around gulf war 2 with full mop gear (suit boots gloves and mask) and the dudes from the media are in a short sleeved shirt and a gas mask... sorry fucker but if theres chemical weapons we are going to know cuz he's going to be the first to die.

I HATE MOPP GEAR!!!

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puts on MOPP gear and advances with a K-BAR to FUBAR the hose

I hear you loud and clear...Over and out!

puts on MOPP gear and advances with a K-BAR to FUBAR the hose

Well, than create some non-militarial violence with me. As my dad says, "The military have acronyms that are about a page long. They have them for everything. So don't even try to understand what they're saying" (He engineers equipment that is sold to the military only)

So, hubbabaloo gets out the hose and squirts all non-militarial personnel.

I'm Lost I don't know what your saying *tear*

true dat

*waves the white flag*

I would fight, but i don't know what the heck y'all are saying, what wtih Ac40s and M360s or whatever - sounds like jibbrish to me - i surrender.

There.

Now carry on gentlemen.

Yeah but they get like 120,000 dollar re-enlistment bonuses

yup they do but to be linguist my lord you need to ace the ASVAB (armed forces vocational aptitude battery) and score some insane number on the AFLB (armed forces language battery)

Well...thanks for that. I have every intention of remaining a "civvie" for the rest of my life, unless I went into the medical corps. My picked career is an RN, so yeah. Or a linguist. And yes, they do have devisions for both of those in the military...but I don't know.