*stuffs Shades mouth and puts him in a preheated oven*

*sets the time and waits*

*yawns*

Ding!

Oh, good, it's about time.

*opens the oven and sticks a fork on Shade*

Yes, I think it's about right.

*sets table*

Now, who's hungry? I already ate earlier so I'm not having any.

*dumps turkey gravy over YV's head*

Ugh! Now I'm all sticky!

*throws a pie at Shades face*

Ahahahaha! You don't know how funny that makes your face look...

*takes a piece off of Shade*

It tastes good too.

*Takes to the sky, shakes up glass soda bottle, and throws it at YV's feet, shattering it*

*attempts to dodge but fails miserably*

Darn you! *shakes fist*

*shoots peas at Shade with a larger straw*

*one pea hits Shades eye*

Ha! Score!

It's a food fight!

Ow, those hurt!

*flings cottage cheese at YV's face*

Ouch, no need for screaming there. I can hear you perfectly.

*throws a watermelon at Shades face*

How does that taste?

*skewers fruit with an arrow and flings them all at YV*

Tomatoes are fruit! *Shade screams back*

Hey! Hey! What's with the violence. Geez...that's not the best way to receive me. I just arrived! *sigh* Fine.

*begins throwing fruit at Shade*

It seems it's fruit against vegetables!

*pummels YV with tomatoes*

*unlocks the Cyber door and comes in*

Did you call?

*screams into the end of the cyber war because no one is here*

I shall.

*sprays imp with insecticide and watches fall*

*flicks it and it falls in to the trash bin*

*washes hands*

*leaves locking the Cyber thread door and takes the key*

*shoots an arrow at the jar missing the imp and the jar bursts to reveal an angry little creature. The imp starts attacking YV maniacally*

You'd better take care of that.

Healing Light!

Yeah, it certainly wasn't nice.

*puts imp inside jar and shakes it*

Ha! How do you like that, imp?!

Oh but wait...

*plays music*

*dances while shaking the jar with the imp*

You're cruel. Oh loook, the little monster's coming after you!

*imp leaps at YV, claws extended and tears a huge gash in her stomach*

Now that's not nice, imp. *scolds imp*

*dodges*

What? I gave it it's own little place to wreck.

*imp rages around inside of plastic prison for a while then is content to start ripping holes through the wall*

That wasn't nice.

*throws darts at YV*

*pokes imp*

Neat.

*puts him inside a doll house*

See, now it has a home.

:P

It's an imp, see?

*holds out hands close to YV's face. It's a tiny, ugly creature with ears too big for its head, and a nose that looks like melting wax. Its eyes are hollow and cold and it snorts as it looks at YV, spouting a tiny bit of flame out of its nose. The imp's fingers are long and scraggly, with matted blood and skin on them. They look to be primarially used for clawing and rending. Its toes and feet are equally measured.*

Here, hold him.

*puts imp in YV's hands*