*pulls out gun and points at chillerdistiller*

how ya doin? *air kisses everone and smiles showing all of her yellow teeth* what is this? someone give me a clue here?

*slaps face over and over*
HELP THEY'RE MAKING ME HIT MYSELF!!!

*cd waltzes in from the revolving door* GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!! * belts into putrid singing.

Aww.

I am not here for your entertainment. If that is what you think I will leave right now.

*stalks off*

Healing Light!

Hey LTR, you're not suppose to hurt your customers.

Crystal Barrier!

*is surrounded by a transparent barrier that stops any physical harm*

Now, what more tricks do you have?

YOU KILLED IT?!

How could you kill such a fascinating creature?!

Sectumsempra!

*a large deep cut apears on YV*

Well Hello there...little...fellow...*cough*...that's...a...little...tight...*cough*

*cuts snake in half with Sword of Light and it turns back in to a stick*

Got any more tricks? Oh I love tricks! Shade! Shade! Someone hired a magician! It must be someones birthday.

*gags*
*coughs*
*cries*

I would have perfered the pole

*configures a snake out of a stick that starts to wrap itself around YV*

Snakes are so fascinating.

Gah!

I would freeze it...but I'm afraid you'd get your tongue stuck on a pole again.

*throws a fish inside of LTR's mouth and makes her swallow it*

Omega 3!

*Gets firehose*

*sprays YV and Shade*

Happy?

*yawns*

Yeah, someone should.

Someone should attack us. ( hint, hint )

*takes notes on Shades sleeping patterns*

I know you all too well. And all you're learning about me is that I'm bored without vioence.

*creates barrier around Twice-Shadow Mustard Tree that stops people from attacking me, or entering/leaving*

Oh, hmm. Did I get you in here, too, YV? A..pity...

*falls asleep*

Well Shade, there is such a thing as a psychological war. But more importantly, I think it is of the essence to know your enemy. I find your reactions to be interesting as well. More than you know.

I found your reflexes interesting. Sheesh. Take away my fun.

*rests chin on knee and stares at YV*

Is this your form of fighting?

*enlarges wings and covers self*

Crystal Barrier!

Would you stop it with the aggressions!

I'm trying to psychoanalyze you here. Geez.

Although...hm...your impulses and your anger do tell me somethings...interesting...

*writes more things down*

*grins*

*rapid shot! Shoots three arrows at YV*

*waits*