*hits Meg with the canoe paddle*

That wasn't nice!

*starts thinking about filing criminal complaints*

You evil, conniving little.... barely evolved ape!!!

*opens up portal to the Ninth Hell.*

Say hi to Morning Star for me. Try to pluck his feathers off!

*tear*

See Meg?! He starts it!

I'm merely defending myself....

*wears a hat with some of Shades feathers*

Doesn't it look nice Meg? I could sell you one for a cheap price.

*raises eyebrow*

*sneakily picks up canoe paddle and whacks YV's knees again, not with the bluntside*

*sigh*

*gets out oil absorbing tissues to get quesadilla grease off face*

*throws slipper at shade*

I only plucked out his feathers because HE started it!

:sniff:

You believe me, Meg...right?

*teary eyes*

*innocent look*

Hmph.

*shows Meg a picture of YV holding my torn out feathers with her evil grin*

This is the kind of person you're dealing with, Meagan. She's not as funny as she thinks she is.

*spits*

Gah! *cough*cough*

Ewwwww!

*shares pictures of Shade all in pink with Meg*

*points at them and ridicules*

Ha!

*catches fish with teeth* ( wasn't that cool? ) Open your mouth, YV. *throws fish at YV's mouth*

Wait. *picks up greasy quesadilla.*

*smears it all over Meg's face*

*hair goes on fire*

Gah!

*runs around screaming*

*jumps in to the pond*

*emerges with smoke coming out of hair*

Not the pond again! :sniff:

*throws a huge fish at Shade*

*gets out fire extinguisher*

Ugh!

*picks up thick flaming branch and throws it at YV*

*throws brick at Shade*

Heh.

*is distracted by talking through the bush*

*takes out samurai sword*

*tries to go near the bushes but it's too hot*

Gah!

*digs her way out through the ground*

*ends up once again on the side of the pond*

Why does it always end up like this?!!!

*swims out drenched in pink*

*Tells the woods to come alive*

You are now encircled by trees with only a handswidth between them.

Ignites bush on fire and throws voice.

Kate. Kaaate!

*takes the opportunity to get out of the hole as Kates mouth waters over the quesadilla*

*runs towards the woods*

*throws a greasy quesadilla at Kate's shirt*

*drowns in pink water*

*mumbles about the bad taste of paint*