Now we're all wet. Won't I ever have dry clothes for more than ten minutes on this thread?!

LOL Yeah, I figured we couldn't just go and blow up an innocent croc.

*crawls out of the pond*

Whew, that was a long swim...

Yeah, no animals were injured. That's always a good thing.

*catches the matches*

Thanks! But you're still going to pay for that mud in the eyes!

*sticks dynamite in the croc's mouth and lights the fuse*

Oh SNAP. Everybody, RUN FOR IT!

*dives off and swims to shore just as the croc spits the dynamite out*

Oh this is not good...

*dynamite explodes, scaring the croc off*

That was close....

I do!

But how do I get them to you?

Oh! I know!

*ties box of matches to a coconut and throws it at HL*

*is hit in the eyes by mud*

Oy! I thought we had a bit of a truce going here! You'll pay for that... if I ever get off this bloody croc anyway.

*ducks and narrowly missed being hit with a coconut*

Watch it!

*suddenly remembers that she had dynamite in her backpack*

Ah ha!

*suddenly remembers she has no matches*

Ah well, anybody got matches around here?

I would but swimming and looking for guns isn't the most easy thing to do.

*gets to shore*

*throws mud at the croc*

Augh...well that's not helping.

Oh! I know!

*begans throwing coconuts at the croc*

I knew this would come in handy.

Well what am I supposed to do, pat it on the head?

*continues beating the croc over the head without any visible effect*

Hoy! Don't just stand there, get me a gun or something!

Umm...I think I once heard this: NEVER under ANY circumstances poke a CROC with a STICK. I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.

*croc begans to swim towards me with HL on top*

Ahhh!!! Don't just stand there Aff, swim for it!

*stares in shock at the croc under her feet*

Now I've heard of tiger by the tail but what about crocs?

*grabs a large stick and starts beating it over the head*

One of those guns would come in handy about now...

What are you doing standing on that log HL?

*log moves and begans to drift in the water*

Umm...I have bad news for you HL, I don't think that's a log...

It's a croc! Run! Run for your lives!

*tries to swim out of the pond*

Ha ha, yeah that or a bomb...

HOLD IT!

*scrambles over aff and YV to get out of the pond*

Don't scare me like that!

Pfft! It went in to my mouth!

Watch where you throw that mud!

*washes in the pond*

Umm...do you guys hear that clock ticking as well?

Funny...this reminds of the Peter Pan movie, you know with that crocodile who swallowed a clock...

*laughs so hard she falls over in the water and nearly drowns*

*throws pond mud at YV*

It's good for your complexion!

*trips aff as he tries to sneak up behind her*

*walks in and see's HL and aff full of mud*

Haha... *points and ridicules*

*gets hit in the side of the face by a mud pie*

Hey! I just washed my face!

*walks indignantly towards HL and aff but slips and falls on the mud*

What are you too looking at?!

*blunders around trying to get the mud out of her eyes*

*trips and falls into the pond*

*grabs aff and dunks his head under the water*

BTW, you can call me HL, it's sorter to type.

*lunges at horselover. mud wrestling ensues.*

*groans issue from under the cow*

*crawls out and starts feeling for broken bones*

*throws mud at aff*

That cow was a dirty trick!

You started it!

*gets hit in the head with a tape*

Ow!

Fetchez le vache!

*watches as cow flies through the air and lands on Horselover*

*throws records Frisbee style at aff from the floor*

Hi Sudha

*rolls to prevent being hit by another GM tape*

welcome back

*throws tape back at aff*

a little help

*is hit square in the face by a record*

would be nice.