Before I get cremated I like my body taken to a building in san francisco. A location where there are lots of tourists and people. I want my body thrown off the top and land infront of a bunch of people. A guy will jump out from behind a bush and laugh at the tourists, and say "he was already dead before he fell!!! jokes on you!!! hahhAHahH!!"

They'll be able to buy a photo of their faces right when I hit the ground.

i can't wait to see u in the 10:00 news

I would love to hear that amazing story in the press. Oh wait, it would only get in the tabloids at the slim, extremely unlikely possibility that you would survive all that. Please try it. When I here about it in the news, I'll believe it.

they'd miss every time.

Snipers, heh, awesome.

You should hire a bunch of snipers to shoot at your body before it hits the ground. That would be so awesome.

Just go with the black hole. Excellent and fascinating way to go out.

quote:

You jump off a 63 story building on fire with a piano attached to your back, right after you take 100 barbituates, and a car hits you just as you are an inch from the ground.

A) The barbituates
B) Burning to death
C) The piano
D) The fall itself
E) The car
F) None of the above (EXPLAIN)

my stomach would reject the barbiturates because i took so much, the fire would go out on the way down, the piano would turn sideways and shield me from the car and soften the fall, and the straps holding me to the piano would break during the landing, so i'd get up and walk away. then apart from 2nd degree burns, feeling really sick, scratches, and bruses from the fall, i'd be fine.

Meh. I just want to die. ....after I'm dead they can hang me up in an alley somewhere and paint graffiti over me.

bauhaus man, that's wicked. I should do that. It sounds like something I'd do.

I want to die laughing. I will be laughing at all of you poor people who still have to suffer on this miserable planet. Muwahahahah!

I dont care if I die ive died before.

My epitaph: "HELP! The worms are STILL eating me!"

my epitaph : "I told you I was sick"

heart attack thats intresting

Good point bauhaus, but since no one has really guessed, I will tell you the most likely answer: Heart Attack.

A and C would kill you last.

The car. Blood and brains splattered all around.

My epitaph: "Never got laid."

Hopefully some people will feel sorry for me THEN.

Hmm... interesting, northstar. How would you miss the car? How do you dodge a moving vehicle when it is practically hitting you an inch before you hit the ground? And you didn't explain your survival of the barbituates, depending on how quickly you are losing blood...

have you ever heard of that artist who uses human corpses to make displays showng the inside of the body? They're really creepy.

Does anyone here want to have their body flailed open and dunked in shellac and then put on display? I don't, but a lot of people enjoy that sort of thing.

my epitaph:

"Well,
This sucks."

it's gunna be hot, too bad I won't enjoy it...

I am SO going to have a mosoleum. No putting me "back to the earth" I want mummifacation, jewels, luxuries, lots of pretty architecture, and a yaht to comfort my passage into the Here After.