Excellent.

I want to be placed in a regular coffin but dressed in normal jeans and a t-shirt (my uncle did a similar thing, he went down in sweats) with my right hand in the "pi$$ off" gesture. Pi$$ off shall also be inscribed on my tombstone. And a Darwin fish perhaps.

F. I would survive the impact, but land (by my luck) halfway in an open sewer, which would cut my legs off, and I would bleed to death.

What would kill you in the following situation:

You jump off a 63 story building on fire with a piano attached to your back, right after you take 100 barbituates, and a car hits you just as you are an inch from the ground.

A) The barbituates
B) Burning to death
C) The piano
D) The fall itself
E) The car
F) None of the above (EXPLAIN)

Ohhh you should die sometime around April fools day. That would be classic!

*points to sky* It's a bird! No! It's a plane! Wait! It's bauhaus's corpse!
-Sunset

Excuse my poor engrish.
I guess i wasn't paying attention. haha

That's a new one.

But what if it lands on someone an innocent little kid? And what if the kid dies?
Ooh, that'd be the tough case. I can see it now.
"CHILD SMOTHERED TO DEATH BY FALLING CORPSE"
Not so funny now, is it.

I admire your originality, bauhaus.

That's an awesome idea.