Question: How do u ask a girl/guy out. Say u love him/her and you really want to ask her/him out? How would you do it?

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First, begin staring at her for long periods of time, but from a distance. Not too close. Make sure she notices a few times.

Follow her around a bit, get a good knowladge of her daily routines.

After about three or four days of this, begin to get a bit of a menacing look to your staring.

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LOL. That reminds me about a guy at my school... he does that all the time.

I wonder how you came up with that. I really do... eh... maybe I don't want to know.

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in my case, if a guy did that to me it will never work because I am a sword collector and have good aim with daggers.

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You assume he may not be equally skilled in the use of edged weapons. I knew a kid who had several dozen knives. I own 4. I put him in his place fairly quickly. Note: we were not using actual knives

"nice shoes wanna F@$%?"

Drstrangelove:
And that would be a lot creepy.

.....You seem to know quite a bit about stalking j/k

StrangeLove

in my case, if a guy did that to me it will never work because I am a sword collector and have good aim with daggers.

anyways, if i like a guy i talk to him a lot first, see if we click. then i just ask him out. so what if he says no?

Ok, here's the plan:

First, begin staring at her for long periods of time, but from a distance. Not too close. Make sure she notices a few times.

Follow her around a bit, get a good knowladge of her daily routines.

After about three or four days of this, begin to get a bit of a menacing look to your staring.

Ok, now follow her home, staying about 30-50 ft. behind her at all times. Do this a few times.

During the same period of time that your following her home, begin to write slightly disturbed love letters and send them. Don't give a return address.

Ok, now you've almost got her. Begin to call her at all hours, but never actually say anything to her. Just breath heavily into the phone. Also, you might want to leave a wilted rose, or possibly a dead puppy in her locker or something.

Ok, now the final steps. Find a way to break into her house. Once that is done, when she's not home leave some of your underwear around the room, open up her underwear drawer, ransack that. Take a few and then send her pictures (without your face in them) of you (or if your not into that, some other guy) wearing them.

And the finishing touch, you need a knife/club/rope. Sneak into her house and wait untill she comes home, hide behind a door or something. Make sure she discoveres you in a very dramatic manner, and make sure you're brandishing your weapon. Now is the perfect time to proclaim your everlasting love to her.

Get all sappy, tell her that you'll stay with her forever and whatnot. Break down and cry if it takes it. If she rebuffs you, immediately change your mood to one of uncontrolled rage and come at her with said weapon. Try and shout something like "I'll make you love me!" or "No one else is worthy of you! I'll make sure you are never tainted!" or "Just sit still, I'll make sure we stay together... FOREVER!"

If she doesn't want to go out with you after that, then you've just got to be one ugly b@stard that will never be happy. I suggest suicide.

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Say u love him/her

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That would be a bit creepy.
You might want to wait until you've been going out for awhile before you blurt that one out.

'Do you want to go out with me?'

God. It isn't that hard.

Repeat thread by the way.