I loved this thread. I'm bringing it back.

I'll start:

Umm...I burnt my fingers in the heat sealer today while sealing pouches with blood tubes in them while working in Central Steralization. (That's a department in the hospital, BTW).

My stomach has been bothering lately. I blame stress.

My accutane has really kicked in. I've been getting severe back pain at night.

Warning:
The following is really nasty, if you don't wanna get grossed out
don't read it
you have been warned

so as some of you know I just got back from my martial arts training seminar, this involves 3 days of training all day. As part of the equipment for males you need to wear a cup guard. After 3 days of continous wear this resulted in a major abrasion on my left inner thigh. This makes it very painful to walk and is generally disgusting

So I fell on my face while packing the camper. I have bruises all over my legs and arms. My dad saw the whole thing, and if I wouldn't have been carrying pillows I would have hurt my head badly.

I know very lucky, and clumsy.

So you may recall about me getting my right ankle with the saw and then catching the same ankle on one of our landscaping lights...neither of those have completely healed and then today I catch my right ankle on the corner of the metal drawer on my desk at work. It burns.

A nasty fall during soccer practice ended with a pretty badly sprained ankle..now it's all beautifully colored with lovely purples and brown hues..hurts like hell..crutches for at least a week..

My feet have blisters from wearing high heels, that were quite cute.

I was walking down a halway. There was a door. I turned to talk to my dad, and didn't see the doorframe. I walked straight into it. It hurt.

I have a big purple bruise on my knee...I think it is from when I bashed my knee on the corner of my desk at work.

My left pointer finger got smacked by a remote-wielding sister of mine. It is bruised and it hurts right above the main knuckle. It does not make typing fun.

Yesterday, I was running back and forth on the boat and dock to fill our water tank and I caught the ball of my foot on a sliding pulley on the boat...and bruised that as well. It's amazing how much bruising the bottom of your foot can cramp your style.

I have a bruise in my leg after accidentally hitting the corner of my bed. It was a little worst, but it's going down now.

I ran too hard today and pulled a muscle, also I managed with my clumsiness to sprain, and bruise my ankle and leg while getting out of my canoe.

Don't be such an emo.

1 3/4 miles + fast pace x hard work out last night = sore everything

I'm starting to experience the dryness that is Accutane. I just bought a huge tub of Aquaphor though and that should reverse the chapping of my lips. It's pretty disgusting stuff, but it should do the trick.

1 mile 1/2 running + fast pace = sore legs

Ugh... my sister convinced me it would be a good idea to the gym. I hurt.

After demo-ing games at Origens for the past week. I am very tierd and sore from all the walking and standing. Also, getting to bed at 2:00 and getting up at 7:00, and refraining from strangling some of the annoying gamers, who I was teaching.

So my ankle that I cut with the saw about two weeks ago? I got it caught on one of our landscaping lights while trimming a tree in the front yard. The laceration is about an inch long and it's bloody.

I just hit my toe twice and in less than 3 minutes.