Best appriciated if read along with 50 natural highs.

1. Falling out of love.

2. Crying so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower that scald your feet and genetalia.

4. No lines at the supermarket so you can buy you gallon of ice cream and eat it alone watching TV wishing you weren't so alone...and fat.

5. A special glance from the creepy pervert.

6. Getting mail informing you you're 3 months past due on your student loan payments.

7. Taking a drive off a pretty cliff. To end the pain.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio repeated over and over until it looses all meaning to you.

9. Lying in bed watching the rain seep through your ceiling because you live in a slum after failing to pay your student loans and the subsequent repossesing of most of your valuble possesions.

10. Stiff, hard towels fresh off the clothsline.

11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price and after buying it discovering it is of very poor quality and gives you a rash.

12. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla!) (or strawberry) spilled on your suit before your big job interview.

13. A $200 phone bill after the long distance phone call.

14. An acid bath.

15. Giggling as the friendly men in white truck you away.

16. A good conversation with your cellmate.

17. Stepping on a mysterious sryinge at the beach

18. Finding a note from your now dead boyfriend/girlfriend in your coat from last winter.

19. Laughing at yourself to aviod breaking down into uncontrollable sobbing.

20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours when you have better things to do.

21. Slipping and slashing your leg on a sprinklers.

22. Laughing to hide the pain.

23. Having someone tell you that you're a hopeless pig.

24. Not getting an inside joke.

25. Enemies.

26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something vile about you.

27. Waking up and realizing you are 10 minutes late for work/class.

28. Your first venerial disease.

29. Making new friends only to have them turn their back on you and steal your money.

30. Accidently killing your new puppy.

31. Having a strange homeless man play with your hair.

32. Horrible nightmares.

33. Hot chocolate scalding your tounge.

34. Bus trips with strangers.

35. Being parapalegic.

36. Being alone on Christmas day, drinking whiskey to forget.

37. Realizing the song lyrics printed inside your new CD are soulles and trite.

38. Going to a horrible concert and being trampled in a spontaneous mosh-fest.

39. Making eye contact with the aforementioned homeless man who was previously playing with your hair.

40. Being horrilby beaten in a really competitive game.

41. Making chocolate chip cookies and burning them.

42. Having your friends send you homemade cookies laced with strychnine.

43. Realising all your close friends have died long ago.

44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends after you inform them you have terminal cancer.

45. Wanting desperately to hold hands with someone you care about, but knowing that they think you're a stalker.

46. Running into an old friend and realizing that they are now addicted to herion and have AIDS

47. Bursting an aneurysm in your brain after riding the best roller coaster over and over.

48. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they read your guilty verdict.

49. Watching the sunrise on your twenty year old television while sitting in your bleak, windowless apartment.

50. Getting out of bed every morning and contemplating suicide before continuing the meanial, repetative routine that is your life.

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31. Having a strange homeless man play with your hair.

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Eh, as long as it's a cute homeless guy...

Just playing, I'm not really that messed up.

~BrItT~

You forgot getting a piggy-back ride up and down the aisles of Giant. That's as fun as hell, ecspecially when the manager is chasing you.

-Nicole

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44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends after you inform them you have terminal cancer.

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Wow!

23. Having someone tell you that you're a hopeless pig.

Heard that one before....(no comment.)

Ok well now I feel really depressed. Thanks a bundle.

Read this one first, then the original, this one is definitely best. My favorites?


23. Having someone tell you that you're a hopeless pig.
31. Having a strange homeless man play with your hair.
47. Bursting an aneurysm in your brain after riding the best roller coaster over and over.

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14. An acid bath.

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It's wonderfully exfoliating, you know.

19. Laughing at yourself to aviod breaking down into uncontrollable sobbing.


Strange, how it's still my favorite out of all of them . . . a-s-s-hole.