Where did you get this holy stuff? I always assumed you would burst into flame if you attempted to enter a church.

Silence! ..Before I am compelled to stone you to death with holy crackers after a deliberately failed attempt to drown you in holy water.

Whats that Gem? You want some alcohol? You shouldnt drink you know, your underaged.

::Consoles MadPuffin and passes her some Bacardi when Gem isnt looking::

*bursts into tears*

icm, that was just un-called for!

oh yeah, madpuffin...

well...Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

ha!



jk madpuffin.

um...what are we talking about now? your mama,KFC or madpuffinkeeper?

Oh yeah, icm?

Well, yo mama's so poor she licks the customers' fingers at KFC!

my fav. yo mamma thing: "yo mamma's so stupid that she dried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot!"

Mmm, acid, my favorite.

Sure. I have some handy-dandy LSD.

Just hold it under your tongue for awhile, and enjoy the rapture.

Gem, do you have anything I can take with out jabbing a needle into my arm? Please? I'm despereate for a hit.

I had a Fuzzy Navel last weekend.

Yum.

uh-oh...better watch out for the police...

Oh, this paper bag? Just some syringes, LSD, and other illegal paraphernalia. Nothing special, of course.

But no alcohol! We card - You're minors. But since I like you, I'll share my bagged goodies.

*eyes gem* And what's that paper bag have in it?

Com'n Gem! We'll share, promise!

Gem give me the alcohol! Dammit! Screw being under-aged!!! I have some drugs too!!!
-JM

No alcohol allowed, you under-agers!