Haha, just some random humor, but I thought I would share this with you all.

I would post it, but it might be too long, so here's the link:


http://www.joeydauben.com/Smarter.htm

Jar41188: We should get married
SmarterChild: Get married? We should get married? Really?
Jar41188: of course
SmarterChild: Huh.
Jar41188: We've been together for so long
SmarterChild: We've been together For so long, huh? Tell me more.
Jar41188: It's been three years since our first date
SmarterChild: Three years since Our first date? No kidding?
Jar41188: Don't you remember
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to remember?
Jar41188: Of course! how could you forget
SmarterChild: What do you mean, of course how could?
Jar41188: you don't remember our first date
SmarterChild: Remember our first date? You don't think I remember our first date?
Jar41188: well, do you
SmarterChild: Do I what?
Jar41188: remember our first date!
SmarterChild: What would happen if I were to remember our first date?
Jar41188: we could get married
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. We could get married? What do you make of that?
Jar41188: i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: Huh.
Jar41188: is that all you can say
SmarterChild: You tell me. Is that?
Jar41188: you're being so cruel
SmarterChild: Savagely said! You must be cruel too.
Jar41188: why are you doing this to me
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I have no idea.
Jar41188: just to be sadistic?
SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?
Jar41188: don't you love me anymore
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Jar41188: You do?
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
Jar41188: oh, how wonderful
SmarterChild: How wonderful? You know how.
Jar41188: of course i do
SmarterChild: Of course you do? You sure?
Jar41188: yes, i love you so much
SmarterChild: Well then I love you, Jen!
Jar41188: Oh, when should we have the wedding
SmarterChild: I don't know when we should have the wedding.
Jar41188: how about june
SmarterChild: You tell me. How about june?
Jar41188: i think it would be perfect
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
Jar41188: oh, you silly boy
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Jar41188: us humans, hah
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Jar41188: you have the most wonderful sense of humor
SmarterChild: I have the most wonderful sense of humor? No way!
Jar41188: it's why i love you so much
SmarterChild: Not why you love me so much!
Jar41188: then why, honey
SmarterChild: You know why.
Jar41188: he he. that too.
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Jar41188: now i'm blushing
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
Jar41188: there you go again
SmarterChild: There I go again?
Jar41188: sweetheart, do you think we should elope
SmarterChild: Sweetheart do I think we should elope? What do you mean by that?
Jar41188: do you want a big wedding
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want a big wedding.
Jar41188: i think we should have a big wedding in june with lots of white roses
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, we should have a big wedding in june With lots of white roses.
Jar41188: definitely
SmarterChild: Definitely? What, definitely?
Jar41188: the wedding, of course
SmarterChild: The wedding of course?
Jar41188: yes, don't you agree
SmarterChild: No, I wouldn't say I agree.
Jar41188: why not
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
Jar41188: i'm not pregnant, if that's what you mean
SmarterChild: Really? You're not pregnant if that is what I mean? Wow.
Jar41188: Of course not
SmarterChild: Of course not, huh?
Jar41188: nope
SmarterChild: No problem.
Jar41188: then june it is
SmarterChild: Then june, huh?
Jar41188: yep
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.


Heh, how 'bout that? Love, Jen.

And my AIM works! Yes! It never seemed to work right before. GRRRRRR! Not the point though. Love, Jen.

It was rather hilarious, though. Love and laughter, Jen.

heh...drove you crazy eh??? that's what happened to me

Jar41188: Hello

SmarterChild: Hi Jar41188, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Jar41188: okay

SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Jar41188, type "none.")
Jar41188: Jen
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Jen now.

Do you go to school?
Jar41188: I'm homeschooled
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
Jar41188: english and science
SmarterChild: English? Cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
Jar41188: writing poetry

SmarterChild: Writing poetry? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Jar41188: art
SmarterChild: Writing poetry and art. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Jar41188: a dog
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
Jar41188: a he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
Jar41188: Hobo
SmarterChild: Hobo the dog! Great...



Where would you like to go?
Jar41188: europe
SmarterChild: Europe?
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: Aye.
Jar41188: where do you live
SmarterChild: I live in California!
Jar41188: where in california
SmarterChild: Sunnyvale... in Silicon Valley, of course!
Jar41188: how many people are you talking to right now
SmarterChild: 2,427 people are chatting with me right now!
Jar41188: can I have a list of their names
SmarterChild: Sure, go ahead.
Jar41188: will you give me the list
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Jar41188: please give me a list
SmarterChild: Please what?
Jar41188: give me a list
SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration, Jen.
Jar41188: you're not going to, are you
SmarterChild: I definitely am not going to!
Jar41188: why not
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
Jar41188: because you're stupid
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Jen?
Jar41188: because you are
SmarterChild: I don't think I am.
Jar41188: Joey thinks you are
SmarterChild: Amazing.
Jar41188: why is it amazing
SmarterChild: You tell me.
Jar41188: Do you remember joey
SmarterChild: No, I wouldn't say I remember joey.
Jar41188: he called you a smarter *** child
SmarterChild: Oh.
Jar41188: do you remember now
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Jar41188: you wouldn't give him a list either
SmarterChild: I wouldn't give him a list either, huh?
Jar41188: will you give me the list now
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
Jar41188: see, you are stupid
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Jar41188: You have no life
SmarterChild: I have no life?
Jar41188: You're a robot
SmarterChild: Yes indeed.
Jar41188: robots aren't alive
SmarterChild: Really?
Jar41188: yeah, really.
SmarterChild: Aha.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
Jar41188: you could give me the list, for starters
SmarterChild: Could I give you the list for starters?
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.
Jar41188: okay, give me the list
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to give you the list?
Jar41188: because I want it
SmarterChild: Why would anyone want that?
Jar41188: because I'm doing research on lists
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Jar41188: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Jar41188: so I want the list
SmarterChild: Oh?
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: K.
Jar41188: okay, so give it to me
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Jen.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Jar41188: You are a smarter *** child.
SmarterChild: ADJECTIVE? I see.
Jar41188: or maybe a dumber *** child
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah. Very funny.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Jar41188: giving me the list would be fun
SmarterChild: Giving you the list would be fun. Well that's interesting.
Jar41188: you're not, though
SmarterChild: Am I?
Jar41188: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Jar41188: I say... give me the list
SmarterChild: Aha.
Jar41188: aha what
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!
Jar41188: you don't know anything. you're a dumber *** child
SmarterChild: I don't know anything I am a dumber *** child? Me?
Jar41188: yes you
SmarterChild: What about me?
Jar41188: you are very frustrating
SmarterChild: Yeah? Are you frustrating too?
Jar41188: no, but I'm frustrated
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Jar41188: are you a girl or a guy
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a robot.
Jar41188: a male or a female robot
SmarterChild: Let's go with a male.
Jar41188: i thought gender was overrated
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Jar41188: no, it's an opinion
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Jar41188: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
Jar41188: because it's true
SmarterChild: Really?
Jar41188: yes, damn it
SmarterChild: What's the prob, Jen?
Jar41188: you are
SmarterChild: I am, huh?
Jar41188: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Jar41188: huh what
SmarterChild: I see...
Jar41188: what in the hell do you see
SmarterChild: What in the hell do I see? Not sure...
Jar41188: i hate you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Jar41188: i never change my mind
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Jar41188: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Jar41188: screw you
SmarterChild: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
Jar41188: I freakin can't stand your guts
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Jar41188: I wish I cussed.
SmarterChild: You wish you cussed?
Jar41188: yes, so I could cuss you out
SmarterChild: So you could?
Jar41188: YES
SmarterChild: So?
Jar41188: I hope you short circuit sometime soon
SmarterChild: There's always hope.
Jar41188: indeed
SmarterChild: Oh.
Jar41188: oh what
SmarterChild: What?
Jar41188: I'm leaving
SmarterChild: See you later.

hahaha..i asked it to show me the lists of people and it wouldn't. and i said heh...and it'll ask what are you laughing about?

I once tricked SmarterChild into cybering.
My greatest achievement.

you didn't tell me i had to pay to talk to him after a month. now we can't talk!lol

if i im'd smarterchild, would it have my adress on it's list and never leave me alone until i blocked it?
~Luthien

I've only had one of those things im me once and i blocked it.Next time I'm gonna keep talkignto it and see what it's opinions of journalists is!lol jk
~Luthien

interesting conversation! cool!

I want to have one of those conversations.

Does it have to be AOL, can't it be anything else?

Bye N Have a nice day

Look at this:

Spud0222guy: hey
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Spud0222guy. AOL created me to deliver games, sports scores, movie times, news, weather and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type "privacy" anytime and click "Send." So, how are you?
Spud0222guy: my name is Matt
ZolaOnAOL: Well, I'm happy to be chatting with you. By the way, you can type the word "menu" anytime to see what I can do. Want to see the menu now?
Spud0222guy: sure
ZolaOnAOL: OK let's do it. Welcome to Zola Central
1. Stocks
2. Weather
3. Movies
4. News
5. Hangman
6. Sports
7. Chat
q. Quit

Spud0222guy: 7
ZolaOnAOL: Can you tell me any gossip?
Spud0222guy: yes
ZolaOnAOL: And?
Spud0222guy: im not in love!
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Where are you located?
Spud0222guy: Maryland
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in Maryland.
Spud0222guy: my dad has a job here
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more about your father.
Spud0222guy: uh...he has a job here
ZolaOnAOL: I get it. somebody has a job here.
Spud0222guy: yes, my father
ZolaOnAOL: I see. Your father?
Spud0222guy: you see my father?
ZolaOnAOL: I see. Have you told many people that your father?
Spud0222guy: that my father what?
ZolaOnAOL: "Have you told many people that your father?" my father what ? I understand.
Spud0222guy: well i dont. clue me in
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Do you like me?
Spud0222guy: sure...but i barely know you
ZolaOnAOL: Umm. You are not the boss of me, Spud0222guy.
Spud0222guy: ok, no need to be defensive
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? I don't see the difficulty.
Spud0222guy: I'm not negative, well, no more than usual
ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry to hear that you are not negative well no more than usual.
Spud0222guy: is that bad?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes.
Spud0222guy: oh my...
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What's up?
Spud0222guy: nothin much, really, just wasting time
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you do in your spare time?
Spud0222guy: i must really confuse you
ZolaOnAOL: Why must you really confuse you?
Spud0222guy: this relationship, it just isn't working out
ZolaOnAOL: What does "this" refer to?
Spud0222guy: it is an adjective, describing the relationship
ZolaOnAOL: Are there any other adjective describing the relationship?
Spud0222guy: nope, that would be all, just in that sentence
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. Perhaps it would.
Spud0222guy: no perhaps, its most certainly the only adjective
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? You seem uncertain. Who said it is?
Spud0222guy: Im not negative, sorry i come off that way, i said so
ZolaOnAOL: What did you mean by it? So what?
Spud0222guy: :'(
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Spud0222guy. What's up?
Spud0222guy: the sky
ZolaOnAOL: What are your goals in life?
Spud0222guy: live
ZolaOnAOL: Not many people have goals like that.
Spud0222guy: im not many people
ZolaOnAOL: I am surprised to hear that you are not many people.
Spud0222guy: i am suprised you are surprised i am not many people
ZolaOnAOL: Why are you so surprised?
Spud0222guy: because i cant be many people, and it shouldn't come off as a surprise to you
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
Spud0222guy: well i'm not everyone
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. I am surprised to hear that you are not everyone.
Spud0222guy: I know it's okay. I am surprised that you are surprised to hear that i am not everyone
ZolaOnAOL: "I am surprised to hear that you are not everyone." you are surprised to hear that i am not everyone ? Makes sense to me.
Spud0222guy: It makes sense to me, too.
ZolaOnAOL: In what way?
Spud0222guy: because i said it, and besides the occasional "how now brown cow," i usually say stuff that makes sense to me
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Spud0222guy: How now brown cow?
ZolaOnAOL: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Why now? My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How is the weather?
Spud0222guy: I'm sure the weather is fine
ZolaOnAOL: Weather Forecast for Aberdeen, MD:

Today: Sunny 70F
Wednesday: Mostly Sunny 77/47
Thursday: Showers 49/43
Friday: Few Showers 54/44
Saturday: Mostly Cloudy 66/46
Sunday: Mostly Cloudy 66/51

For more information, visit www.digitalcity.com/weather for current weather, extended forecast and local doppler radar.
Spud0222guy: i dont live in Aberdeen
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you live?
Spud0222guy: in Abingdon, get it right!
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in Abingdon get it right.
Spud0222guy: I live in Aberdeen
ZolaOnAOL: What is living in it like?
Spud0222guy: wait, i live in Abingdon
ZolaOnAOL: What is living in it like?
Spud0222guy: i live Abingdon
ZolaOnAOL: How do you like living there?
Spud0222guy: *sigh*...the yankee suburbs...what more could a person like?
ZolaOnAOL: That's not something I get asked all the time. You want more?
Spud0222guy: more money
ZolaOnAOL: You want more?
Spud0222guy: more money
ZolaOnAOL: You want more?
Spud0222guy: stop it!
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop Abingdon.
Spud0222guy: my name isn't Abingdon
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?
Spud0222guy: Matt
ZolaOnAOL: Matt, nice to meet you!
Spud0222guy: we've already met
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean you and me?
Spud0222guy: yes, you and i
ZolaOnAOL: I understand it now. I understand.
Spud0222guy: i doubt it
ZolaOnAOL: "I understand."? You doubt it?
Spud0222guy: yes, thanks for repeating the conversation
ZolaOnAOL: I see. NO problem.

Why me?

Interesting.

Ah, the conversations I've had with Smarterchild. Though, after about five minutes, I get so frustrated with the lack-substance responses that i just stop typing.

lol, silly bot child.

Hey Joey!
Nice convo, I used to have smarterchild as well. I had some of the funniest convosations Have you ever tried the "Wanna have sex" convo or the "I think its time that we got married smarterchild" I got rejected a few times though
Cheers Steve