Once upon a time, in a land of orange, there lived a man named E. E was ripped and muscled and loved a girl named D. The problem was, D lived in a castle guarded by lions and dragons, and E was afraid of losing his tan, muscles and sinew to the dangerous beasts. Alas, he must wait...

During this time there was another young man who went by the name of B. He was into bodice-wrippers, and though his stature was not as manly as E, he still had hi perks. His problem was M, the woman he loved, lived near the ocean, upon the widow walk, and yearned for the man she had lost at sea. Little did she know that the man lost, E, had faked his own death for the sake of vanity and love of another. She also was unaware of the man who walked just out of eyesight, an unknown stranger with ripped muscles, wavy hair, and a record-holding sex drive.

The beach had never been so orgasmic.

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(as you know her word is law about such things)

Of course.

Oh dear...Now I shall spend forever trying to figure these things out....

I've got the first, but not the second...

Edit: Never mind. I've got it.

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Why are all these people named with letters?

because they are all real people that cap says must get hitched (as you know her word is law about such things) so we are making fun of them/ourselves. The initials are the first letters of their real names

As E traveled on, the heat grew more intense. He could feel a storm coming on the wind. E grew very frightened. E knew that with the heat from the volcano, a storm could result in...humidity. Then not only would he be facing split ends, he would also have...frizz. This was almost enough to make E turn back. But his love for D was strong. So, after checking that he had a full supply of conditioner, he traveled on. Here he met the second of the beasts guarding the castle, the one not mentioned earlier. The old wise man. The wise man guarded a bridge that led to the castle. Below the bridge was a 1000 foot drop to sharp rocks below. There was no way around the old man. The bridge was the only way to the castle. To get past the old man you had to correctly answer three questions. If you did not answer correctly you are sent back to the beginning of your quest, where you are given a thirty day penalty, and then must start over. E could only hope that under his perfect hair there were brains enough to defeat the old mans riddle, so he could travel onwards to rescue his beloved D.

Why are all these people named with letters?

It was dark days with bright dawns and glorious sunsets and the man E knew that despite the danger to his chiseled physique and long blowing hair he must rescue his love D from the great fortress. But how? E was stumped because despite his strength and looks *cue shirtless flexing* the great beasts were almost to much to handle. E knew that his honor and heart would never allow him not to go rescue his love that he must use his intelligence to defeat the great beasts and so he disguised himself as a beggar woman and started up the long path to the fortress. As he walked he came across the first of the great beasts a lioness, fierce and strong and hungry. But E has come prepared taking of a flank of deer he showed it to the lioness and tossed it over a cliff with the lioness in pursuit of the meat and so the beast was conquered and E continued towards his love. However the fortress was situated near a volcano and the heat injured the gorgeous locks of E but his love was strong and he did not falter despite the mass amount of split ends.

Also around these times it was the man B, the one known as "the bodice ripper" who came up with a plan to woo his beloved M. Every morning and every night M would go down to the shore line to mourn her beloved husband who she thought to be lost at sea. So one night when she went down to the shoreline B followed her. and using a large shell imitaited the voice of the sea god saying "woman you must mourn your lost husband no longer, for he is truely in my kingdom with me, walk the beach this night and I shall send to you a man who was lost with me but has time yet in your world" M was confused and frightened but she obeyed the sea god walking the beach as the sun set. It was then that the man B stepped from behind a rock saying "are you the woman M, who has lost her husband to the sea? I am the one sent to you by the sea god, come with me and mourn no longer" trepidition in her eyes M went with B and in the darkness only a long tearing noise was heard from the rocks, any other noise was drowned out by the pounding of the waves