Okay, Randomosity has been down for too long. At first I was just amazed you all managed to stop it in its tracks, but now I'm really starting to miss it. I am not waiting until March 20 for you all to come back. So, there's only one cure for this Randomosity drought:
Trisscar isn't Canadian at all. She just uses her make believe Canadian heritage to excuse her creative spelling and excessive use of the letter "u".
Cap, a.k.a. Shelly, misprounounces the word "spaghetti" as "pasketty". It's really quite adorable.
LTR actually likes Lord of the Rings way more than Harry Potter. She only pretends it's the other way around so she can keep up her flirtatious bickering with Knighthammer, whom she has a huge crush on.
Ikki is really a zombie. She acts like she's nice so that she can lure you into her cave and then go all succubus on you. Her ultimate plan is world domination by beating the Epidemic game she's hooked on. She also got way off easy, since I let her write her own secret.
Late at night, when she thinks nobody is watching, someday355 closes her bedroom door, shuts her blinds, checks for hidden cameras, and then........eats Jell-O!
Meagan87 is only going for that law degree because she's trying to be Elle Woods -- sadly, she lacks a house in California, and the dog thing just didn't work out.
YouthVoice isn't really as sweet and motherly as she seems, but rather, a dominatrix waiting to tame her mate, the one and only ICELAND.
Finn secretly harbors great resentment that I couldn't even think of any lies to make up about her.
Kate127 is lactose intolerant. And that "cheese" in her avatar? Styrofoam.
NoiseInTheShadows is actually Alice Cooper, pretending to be a 17-year-old girl so he can raise enthusiasm for his music and turn the tables on his decreasing album sales.
Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen: OttoTheGreat did not boycott Randomosity as he would want you to believe. He boycotted YN.
Shade really isn't as tortured as he seems. It's all a bunch of teen angst that will end when Falwell gets elected.
Speed is the mother of God's grandson. The avatar says it all.
BlackPen has the opposite sexual preference she wants people to think she has. This is what happens when I run out of creativity.
Remember, silence is the same as confession!
(Writing credits to Ikki for some of these.)
And then, as the books were told, Fina replied: "A can of worms, my dear friend? What has this to do with reason?"
This is what happens when we start to overthink our own screwing around.
This is still as true as the day it was written to be honest with you
Heh I'm still Trish though
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
It's not just a common polar bear, it hardcore dances when it feels happy. And technically TS had allready adopted me, but she seems to be inactive so I guess it doesn't matter.
20 points and a cookie to whoever gets the reference!
will no one claim this mighty reward?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
*cough* That's a double negative, amp. Don't you know anything about English?!
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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