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Six days thou shalt do all thou is able, the seventh the same and pound on the cable. All the days thou lives thou shalt do works good, bad and neither good nor bad alike depending on thy mood. On this seventh day it is pleasing to the lord that thou does his firearms matinence for the smell of clean firearms is pleasing to the lord. And all shall take part in such an event. your mate, your offspring, your muscle and once your weapons are well cleaned and cared for thou shall go to a field and fire the weapons in the name of your god and at the smell of gun powder from a fresh barrel and the crack of fire from a vareity of small arms the lord shall be pleased and rain his blessings down upon you and yours.

funny in a grotesque way

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Yeah, I never had YNparents myself.

Neither did I and I'm turning out great

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and YV your shaming of poor fina makes me glad to be a don (excuse me "all-father") instead of a son. Yay orphans o/

Yeah, I never had YNparents myself. I have no example to follow.

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NoiseInTheShadows is actually Alice Cooper, pretending to be a 17-year-old girl so he can raise enthusiasm for his music and turn the tables on his decreasing album sales.

that would be extremely awesome to be quite honest. I tried to go to one Alice Cooper's shows (he was on tour recently) and my asshat parents blocked me

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Meagan87 is only going for that law degree because she's trying to be Elle Woods -- sadly, she lacks a house in California, and the dog thing just didn't work out.

somehow this makes sense

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Cap, a.k.a. Shelly, misprounounces the word "spaghetti" as "pasketty". It's really quite adorable.

weak sauce fina, weak sauce

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BlackPen has the opposite sexual preference she wants people to think she has

who the hell is this?

and YV your shaming of poor fina makes me glad to be a don (excuse me "all-father") instead of a son. Yay orphans o/

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Ikki is really a zombie. She acts like she's nice so that she can lure you into her cave and then go all succubus on you. Her ultimate plan is world domination by beating the Epidemic game she's hooked on. She also got way off easy, since I let her write her own secret.

Favoritism. I say Fina has a crush on Ikki. Oh! Sorry son...but I'm just doing my job. You know, what parents are usually good at; embarrassing their kids in front of their friend.

hey it's my career

Heh, so much for elections then.

*hands over ID card*
Ampmaster, God 1st Class

20 points and a cookie to whoever gets the reference!

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well you can thank me if you want

I don't recall you having that title...Oh well. :P

well you can thank me if you want

And I thank the Gods for that.

oh come on I was behind cover you couldn't see nothing

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*pees on nearby tree* I have no idea what your talking about

Gah!!!

*covers eyes and attempts to make it out of this thread*

*stumbles over something and falls flat on face*

*tear*

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Men are so territorial

*pees on nearby tree* I have no idea what your talking about

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I was tired that day and my statement remains I am just about the only male on site (5 guys does not a contingent make)

Men are so territorial.

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The Book of Weapons Safety 12:10-16 of the Book of the Holy Firearm
Six days thou shalt do all thou is able, the seventh the same and pound on the cable. All the days thou lives thou shalt do works good, bad and neither good nor bad alike depending on thy mood. On this seventh day it is pleasing to the lord that thou does his firearms matinence for the smell of clean firearms is pleasing to the lord. And all shall take part in such an event. your mate, your offspring, your muscle and once your weapons are well cleaned and cared for thou shall go to a field and fire the weapons in the name of your god and at the smell of gun powder from a fresh barrel and the crack of fire from a vareity of small arms the lord shall be pleased and rain his blessings down upon you and yours.

Looks like you have some competition Shade. :P

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Thanks for thinking of me eventually, Amp.

I was tired that day and my statement remains I am just about the only male on site (5 guys does not a contingent make)

and because I'm feeling left out of the religion thing

The Book of Weapons Safety 12:10-16 of the Book of the Holy Firearm
Six days thou shalt do all thou is able, the seventh the same and pound on the cable. All the days thou lives thou shalt do works good, bad and neither good nor bad alike depending on thy mood. On this seventh day it is pleasing to the lord that thou does his firearms matinence for the smell of clean firearms is pleasing to the lord. And all shall take part in such an event. your mate, your offspring, your muscle and once your weapons are well cleaned and cared for thou shall go to a field and fire the weapons in the name of your god and at the smell of gun powder from a fresh barrel and the crack of fire from a vareity of small arms the lord shall be pleased and rain his blessings down upon you and yours.

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Bahahaha! I'm sure Speed will appreciate that...ah, poor Speed. *shakes head*

LMAO

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Oh, sad. Hmph. My wings are already beginning to mend, thank you. You can't do worse than anyone else has. So I'm almost over it. Almost.

Oh I'm glad to hear that Shade. I'll remember this if I ever ran out of them.

Oh, sad. Hmph. My wings are already beginning to mend, thank you. You can't do worse than anyone else has. So I'm almost over it. Almost.

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Hey. None of that.

I could give you a foil hat Shade. But it has one of your feathers, so it will cost you some money. How much you got?

Hey. None of that.