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Registered: August 15, 2003
Posts: 38
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What's your favorite/cheesiest/worst...pick-up line?
In choosing not to decide, we have made perhaps the worst decision of all.
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Registered: May 25, 2007
Posts: 41
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heh. I still like the endoplasmic reteculum one better.
But it's the truth even if it didn't happen.
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13981
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Geek Pickup Line of the Year: I wish I was DNA Lygase so I could Un-zip your Jeans/Genes... The win all for me is a slow dance while softly singing the song in her ear. It's worked a few times but my voice is rather poor with singing
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: January 16, 2003
Posts: 12687
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Hahaha. I see. So you have your tricks under the sleeve. Well, I'm glad they work for you.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 05, 2005
Posts: 929
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Not really, I'm more for the dance-and-whisper in-your-ear-inaudibly-because-of-the-loud-music. By far the most succesfull line is a simple ¿Que pasaria si te besara?/What would happenif I kissed you?. If you're at a party and have been dancing with someone or maintaining a conversation for over half an hour chances are you both want the same thing, and you both know it, thus the direct approach works great 
If god existed he'd be right winged
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Registered: January 16, 2003
Posts: 12687
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Hm...I've heard that line a lot of times. Do you have any original material, Speed?
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 05, 2005
Posts: 929
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Mine's in spanish on account of most of my experience being with spanish speaking girls: ¿Cuantas veces te han dicho esta noche que eres guapisima?
If god existed he'd be right winged
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Registered: May 18, 2006
Posts: 3802
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When they said only the fires of Mordor were hot enough to melt the ring of power they had never met you.
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: August 17, 2001
Posts: 5812
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A couple of my favorites: I wish I were a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves. 
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Registered: May 18, 2006
Posts: 3802
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QUOTE] "Does this rag smell like cholrophorm to you?" [/QUOTE] ^By far the best pickup line I've seen in a while.
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: January 16, 2003
Posts: 12687
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Haha, you girls are funny. :P
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: May 25, 2007
Posts: 41
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quote: Wooh, is it hot in here? Geek is so my type
I'm everybody's type. 
But it's the truth even if it didn't happen.
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 484
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quote: If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo
Wooh, is it hot in here? Geek is so my type 
~*The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
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Registered: May 25, 2007
Posts: 41
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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo
But it's the truth even if it didn't happen.
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Registered: January 16, 2003
Posts: 12687
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quote: YV you have more weird guys hitting on you than anyone I have ever met.
I know huh. And I haven't even told you about this guy that followed me around in college... Eh...I think I'll save that story for later. *sigh* Wait, I might have already told you about that one. I don't know. Anyways the one I just posted took place online, and well, there's a lot of weird crazy people online.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6159
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Um...wow?
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: May 18, 2006
Posts: 3802
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YV you have more weird guys hitting on you than anyone I have ever met.
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: January 16, 2003
Posts: 12687
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One guy actually said: Guy: hi can i be your slave? Me: Haha...you're funny *insert his name here*. But nah. Guy: why not , i d be slave at your feet madam Me:Well, I am not in need of a slave. Oh, and I'm also against any form of slavery. Haha. Sorry. Guy: well you can make me your dog then Me: Haha...you just don't give up do you? Hm, well I'm going to have to also reject that offer and any other that involves one human being inferior to the other. Guy: well its really my fantasy to be dominated by a female Me: I see. Well I'm afraid I can't help you. Good luck in your search. *The End* *sigh* Some people.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 27, 2003
Posts: 2217
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quote: Originally posted by YouthVoice: quote: They ARE being nice to each other YV. You should see them when they're mean....
I know huh. I should be thankful they're not choking each other right now...hmm...you're right HL, thank you for pointing that out.
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: January 16, 2003
Posts: 12687
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quote: They ARE being nice to each other YV. You should see them when they're mean....
I know huh. I should be thankful they're not choking each other right now...hmm...you're right HL, thank you for pointing that out.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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