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Registered: October 28, 2005
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quote: why yes I do, being able to give the kiss of life is a very good skill for a girl to have
It would at least make someone feel safe.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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quote: any guys find it hot for a girl to know how to give CPR?
why yes I do, being able to give the kiss of life is a very good skill for a girl to have quote: Emergency Trauma Technician, which is below an EMT/paramedic.
so this means I totally PWN you  EMT certfication for the win!
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: May 18, 2006
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I've never had pick up lines used on me....
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: October 28, 2005
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Got it. I think thats cool.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: February 27, 2003
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Emergency Trauma Technician, which is below an EMT/paramedic. It's pretty much advanced first aid, but we get to ride in ambulances. 
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: October 28, 2005
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quote: I'm an ETT
A what?
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Registered: February 27, 2003
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quote: Originally posted by toughshorty: I don't think it would work in reverse tho, any guys find it hot for a girl to know how to give CPR?
I wish, I'm an ETT so I'd be in good shape.  It's like Jerry Seinfeld said, women want men with knowledge of the body, men just want the body.
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: February 10, 2006
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I'm a lifeguard... I also teach swimming. I don't think it would work in reverse tho, any guys find it hot for a girl to know how to give CPR?
MN debater, AIM me, I'm probably on and I'm probably bored... toughgirldb8r
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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Line that Actually Worked: So you doing anything friday night? yeah I'm shocked to quote: he accidentally shut his hand in the hood of the truck.
Yeah that attracts the girls like a magnet well it does if the paramedics are female
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: February 27, 2003
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It's not a "line" per say, but a friend of mine had this guy who obviously liked her and he was messing around with his truck engine (so manly) and he accidentally shut his hand in the hood of the truck. I sooooo wish she had got it on video. Oh and amp, LOVE the EMT one!
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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and it's so true 9 out of 10 beutiful women polled felt safer sleeping with a EMT then they felt when they slept alone or with lesser males, the 10th woman had a hand gun collection and a large german shepard so that explains the discrepancy and of course if your in uniform the proper line is "want me to help keep you safe at night?" Life Guard Pickup Line: Hey baby I'm CPR certified
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: October 28, 2005
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quote: feel safe at night, sleep with an EMT
Ahaha. I've never heard that one before. Its halarious.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Pick-up lines make me laugh.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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Ah, that must have been where I got it from. Now that i think about it, i haven't read that book in 3 years...
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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re-read it, it's the part where Arthur and Zaphod meet, Zaphod used the line to pick-up trillian
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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Really? Huh don't remember that part of the book...
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13981
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quote: Hey! I'm from another planet...wanna come see my rocket ship?
you so stole that from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and ladies remember: feel safe at night, sleep with an EMT 
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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Hey! I'm from another planet...wanna come see my rocket ship?
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: October 22, 2006
Posts: 2535
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I've lost my Teddybear, can I sleep with you? Actually used by a kid on my sister. or Hey Blue eyes. Yes, the guy called me blue eyes, the retarded thing is, my eyes are brown
J'irai bien.
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Registered: January 16, 2003
Posts: 12687
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That's like porno for math nerds...
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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