I will never look at math the same again.

Finally found it.

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

Haha, today a girl in my civil liberties class showed me the outline for a "pet peeves" speech she did and guess what it was about...mhmm...pick-up lines. It was the funniest speech I have ever read.

One of my friends really got this the other night while we were at the campus cafe:

"Hi, I'm Nick... You're really cute. If you want, I can get you a cookie or something on the house... if you give me a kiss."

I was ready to punch the guy. But you know, you can't really do that to an international student who's hitting on another international student. But she was mortified that he did that. And I am still mad.

Clearly you haven't heard the math love story. Let me see if I can find it.

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Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Math pick-up lines?! What has the world come to?

My friend found these:

"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist"

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."

Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

-Excuse me miss? I couldn't help but notice that your incredibly attractive

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past you again?"

I read that in someone's shirt.

He actually said "hey angel" and I just gave him a puzzled look. That was back in high school.

Some guy tried something like that on my girlfriend, freedom...right after he saw us kiss goodbye before class. People can be strange, especially in high school.

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Fucktard

Haha. Fucktard. I'm going to have to use that one...

A guy that "knows" tried one on me last night:

"Hey.... I like your hair. Wanna go out?"

My eyes had a hard time staying in their sockets. Partially because he knows I'm in a RELATIONSHIP. Fucktard.

Hey! Your really hot...and I'm good looking...your funny and I love to laugh...I got a car...and you got a bedroom...Lets do it!

Its a long story how that one came about....

*flips coller up* ayyyyy

How you doinnnnn'?

Jeez, these are awful. If someone ever tried to pick me up with those, I would walk away...

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Did you eat some lucky charms this morning? cause your looking magically delicous

Magically delicious....lol. Oh that brings me back...good times, good times...

Did you eat some lucky charms this morning? cause your looking magically delicous

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*Licks thumb, rubs on shirt sleeve* let's get you out of those wet clothes

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Are you a pirate?, 'cause I want some booty.

lol...

If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.

Are you a pirate?, 'cause I want some booty.