No one's ever tried to use any kind of pick-up lines on me...

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Well only because your offering

See, guys? Pick up lines do work...

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Originally posted by Capricorn_09:
Hi. Wanna do it?

Well only because your offering

Hi. Wanna do it?

So true Amp...I do like a guy with a good sense of humor.

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Are you serious Amp?...smh. I wash my hands of you if you do.

no I'm not serious, as I said I'd never use pickup lines except to get a laugh (and huomour is a great way get to chicks in and of it self...except highschool chicks for some reason, they all want the "bad boys" or the "hot guys" but later in life what do they all ask for? a sense of #$%* humour...but I'm not bitter, not at all no sir)

Ultimate Guide for Women to get a Man: List time and place and eventual state of undress in a place with many males in it, you will have a taker in up to a minute if your are reasonibly actractive or better, ugly chicks see your local plastic surgeon first

Well, that would probably work better than some of the things on here...

You're hot. Let's fuck.

Piratical Pick up lines:

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Come on up and see me urchins.

Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

Well blow me down?

Prepare to be boarded.

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

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I love that library card one YV (writes down for the next time amp see's hot chick at library)

Are you serious Amp?...smh. I wash my hands of you if you do.

Affanculo...lol...those pick-up lines were funny...

I hate pick-up lines, I like it when people are original and you don't feel like you're just the next in line. If I guy came at me with a pick-up line I'll probably just laugh...not in a mean way of course, but it would be too funny.

I've heard something similar to the library card one:

Thank gosh I don't need a library card for you; I'm checking you out all the time...

medeval pick up lines:

I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.

Can I hose down your doublet?

Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.

What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?

Come up and see my scrolls.

You can scale my battlements any day, madam.

You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.

They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.

My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.

Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.

When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.

me either

nope

Seriously?

I'd never heard it...

Oh come on Amp. That one is so over used.

I love that library card one YV (writes down for the next time amp see's hot chick at library)

Is it my birthday already, because all of my wishes have come true...

Okay, maybe it's not that lame. I actually think it's rather cute. But it's corny. I like corny...

I heard this corny pick up lines on a commercial ad in the radio.

"Are you a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet.

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"I just got a library card...can I check you out?"

Yup...the're the lamest I've ever heard.