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Registered: February 18, 2004
Posts: 3177
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More pick up lines: - I am not a stalker, I just have a staring/following problem for you. - I'll do anything for you because I adore you, so will you let me? (I fell for this one) - Will you date this guy? (written on a note with an arrow) -Did you realize you were beautiful or is it just me? (My response: It's just you) -(Jet song) Can I take you home with me?....Are you gonna be my girl? - Do there have a cereal that make you that hot or something? -Just to **** off the jacka**, tell him you're dating me, then dump him. Tha fat men are always better.
Hope for the best and expect the worst............take whatever life throws at you...
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Registered: September 18, 2004
Posts: 236
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At a grochery store: "I'd like to double-bag you!"
It's ironic that the human race exerts such considerable effort to locate other habitable planets while being so hellbent on destroying the habitability of our own planet.
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Registered: September 29, 2004
Posts: 3690
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Lmao, and nobody has quoted Family Guy yet? A little Quagmire... "Hey, any one of you ladies ever been penetrated?" "Lose the zero, get with a hero." "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side?" "You must be a parking ticket -- 'cause you got fine written all over you." "You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire." Or..some non-Quagmire ones: Brian: Do you rent or own? Pearl: What? Brian: Those wings, you angel. Chris: Excuse me, miss. I think you dropped something. My jaw! Heh heh heh. All right. Some personal favorites of mine are: "Aren't you tired yet? 'Cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day." "Are those space pants? 'Cause you're *** is out of this world!" "I've had a really bad day, and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Will you smile for me?" "I'm not drunk, you're just intoxicating." "Was your father a mechanic? 'Cause you got a finely tuned body." "If I had a nickel for every woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents." And MY FAVORITE ever..(because it's a cheesy country song..) If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? If I swore you were an angel, would you love me like the devil tonight? If I was dying of thirst, would you flowing river of love come quench me? Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty.
A lo hecho, pecho.
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Registered: August 20, 2004
Posts: 91
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quote: Originally posted by Aguagon: "So...you're a girl, huh?" quote: You're cute, I just didn't have the balls to tell you before
That sounds a lot more like a confession than a pick-up line.
yeah, but he was probably lying, cause 3 weeks later I dumped him for being a total and complete *******.
Don't worry you're just as sane as I am!!
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Registered: March 08, 2004
Posts: 1686
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"So...you're a girl, huh?" quote: You're cute, I just didn't have the balls to tell you before
That sounds a lot more like a confession than a pick-up line.
And then, as the books were told, Fina replied: "A can of worms, my dear friend? What has this to do with reason?"
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Registered: August 15, 2003
Posts: 38
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I hate the one that goes..."Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?"
In choosing not to decide, we have made perhaps the worst decision of all.
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13981
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Can I get some frys with that shake? whats a girl like you doing in a place like this with a guy like sasqatch over their Reaveling the QB pickup line (only works for handsome varsity grade QBs) You Me Friday. sadly this line actually works.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: August 20, 2004
Posts: 91
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I'd marry your goldfish just to get closer to you If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Do you have a bandaid? I just sraped my knee falling for you Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Is it hot in here or is just you? Wow, no wonder scientist can't find the cause of global warming, you're no where near 'em! You're cute, I just didn't have the balls to tell you before All of these have been tried on me, by the male species, and have failed except for the last one, and the guy was promptly dumped for being a jerk 3 weeks later.
Don't worry you're just as sane as I am!!
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Registered: July 14, 2003
Posts: 1668
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quote: You scare me Charlie.
Meh, I do what I can.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
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Registered: February 18, 2004
Posts: 3177
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LOL The cheesiet of pick up lines used by males: -What are you like 12? -Can I stalk you? Oh...I will anyways. - *angry voice*What are you staring at? *pleading voice* You wanna screw me?
Hope for the best and expect the worst............take whatever life throws at you...
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Registered: August 15, 2003
Posts: 38
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Nice shoes wanna ****
In choosing not to decide, we have made perhaps the worst decision of all.
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Registered: April 03, 2004
Posts: 6560
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You scare me Charlie.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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Registered: July 14, 2003
Posts: 1668
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quote: If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
If a guy said that to me, I would start making out with him. Uncontrollably.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
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Registered: May 03, 2003
Posts: 8901
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Hahaha...wow Strangelove, that's hilarious. My picks for cheesiest are: Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead...yield? If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
I like these calm little moments before the storm.
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Registered: March 13, 2002
Posts: 3477
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"Does this rag smell like cholrophorm to you?" That one's always worked for me. 
"Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?"
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