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Registered: October 28, 2005
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quote: I would totally use that
Well yeah. It's a win-win situation.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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quote: -I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I would totally use that
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: October 28, 2005
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Haha. My friends were having a contests to see who could come with the best "Fake Yawn move " substitute. The best one was my friend who said "hold on let me grab that condom" then you reach behind them and leave your arm on their sholders. God I am bored.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: May 18, 2006
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I was at a friends house, and one of my friends spent half the night trying to pull the Fake Yawn move on me. Not exactly a pick up line, but it was funny.
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: October 28, 2005
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I'm bored. -Be unique and different, say yes. -Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? -I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. -You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. -Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do? -I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Haha...so true Amp.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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quote: Hey, Baby. What's your sign?"
The one line that will fail every single time
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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So I had this dream where I had to leave my shoes outside in order to go into a certain building. When I left there was a guy in charge and he said "I won't give you your shoes back unless you give me your number." Just thought I'd share that with you since it reminded me of this thread.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: January 15, 2006
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"Hey, Baby. What's your sign?"
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: February 27, 2003
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quote: Originally posted by YouthVoice: quote: And I like your humor YV, it's just a little to confusing sometimes.
*sigh* Yes. Thanks. I was just playing with the whole thing. Sometimes I don't know what I mean myself. My apoligies to everyone.
Oh psh, don't apologize! Just, I dunno, put an explanation at the bottom.  jk jk
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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quote: And I like your humor YV, it's just a little to confusing sometimes.
*sigh* Yes. Thanks. I was just playing with the whole thing. Sometimes I don't know what I mean myself. My apoligies to everyone.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 27, 2003
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quote: Originally posted by ampmaster: quote: Reading this confirms to me that you clearly don't understand that when a woman says something, she might mean the exact opposite
O_o this explains... the past 3 years to me in a whole new light
LOL Poor amp.... And I like your humor YV, it's just a little to confusing sometimes.
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Cool.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: May 03, 2003
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Not a problem at all.
I like these calm little moments before the storm.
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Ah, I see. Well thanks for your input.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: May 03, 2003
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Yours, that's why nobody gets you.
I like these calm little moments before the storm.
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Whos humor are you talking about?
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: May 03, 2003
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You're humour is as dry as the Great Depression.
I like these calm little moments before the storm.
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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I am still playing around with you! God, I should stop. People don't get me. I don't know what is wrong with me. Sorry Amp.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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It was less of a comment about women being helpless than it was about women being bossy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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