How many of these have you had. I have had plenty of them. Here's one:

Okay, so, my supervisor is driving to a convention with me in the front seat and then we see a 'Bimbo' (Pronounced: B-e-mbo, extend the e. Like Be and mbo.) bread truck passes by and she asks me:

Sis. P: "Oh Bimbo (In a really American way it was like she really said "bimbo".) bread. Do you guys eat that bread?"
Me: "Uh . . . no, but the bread is pretty good I've ate it before. The white bread is good."

And that's it. It was really weird and funny. I was laughing in my bread. I mean I guess she thought I ate that bread just because I'm hispanic or something. In my head I was like what do you mean by you guys. I respect her though, she was just trying to break the ice and start a "convo" I guess. Well, good job that didn't work!

So what are your awkward moments?

i recently dyed my hair 4 diff colors and the teacher asked me about it and told me to stand up to tell her about it. well, i was in the front of the class for about ten minutes telling them how i dyed my hair and what drove me to do it, it was awkward and embarrassing. after i finished, everyone started clapping because i was up there so long answering the teachers questions. i was like can i sit down now???????

Just remembered one awkward moment from school, The blonde on my teacher took over for like 4 mins. This happened on Tues. in the morning at my school. Okay my supervisor was checking my homework and I asked her a question and it took her like three more sentences to understand.

Me: "Sis. what happens if I forget my homeworkbook?"

Sis.: "What?"

Me: "My homeworkbook?"

Sis.: "What this?" (She has it in her hand, and she still doesn't realize what we're talking about.)

Me: "Yes, what happens if I forget my homeworkbook, because I just put my homework on regular paper for my dad to sign it."

Sis.: "Well you don't get the 20 mins. detention, because it wasn't signed, but you do get 40 mins. detention, because you're supposed to have it with you at all times."


Damn homeworkbook!!!

theres this one person in my building we do it to..he doesn't know that he chats with us but we do and we make so much fun of him..its really hilarious...he only suceeds in being a wuss....

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I IMed my friend once and told her that I had an online boyfriend (inside joke) and it was her dad who doesn't know me.

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Uh Oh, did she get mad after she found out it was a joke, or something?

I IMed my friend once and told her that I had an online boyfriend (inside joke) and it was her dad who doesn't know me.

One time I was online talking to this kid I was playing pool with and he kept asking to see a picture and I was like "no, I don't have any" and he kept on asking. I kept saying "Well I don't even know you, besides" (Because I'm just cautions with that kind of stuff anyway...) so he was like "Well, I don't talk to people if I don't know what they look like" So we just sat there for a good ten minutes not saying/ doing anything.

Then suddenly he started attacking me and sayin' all this stuff like "I'm a Muslim... DO you hate me now?" and all this random stuff. It was really weird. Very random, and a little creepy (not because he was Muslim, but just because of how random it was...) SO yeah. I see him online all the time and he'll pop up and be like "wanna see my webcam" and "do you have a pic for me yet?" Oh well...

That is awkward...

This happened today:

*I was in the shower and left an away message on, my bro was on the computer looking for shirts*

Chris (my guy friend): Hey Steph
Me: I am in the shower be right back
Chris (as my bro was on the computer): Mind if I get in there w/ u? (he was joking)
My Bro: Excuse me?
Chris (not knowing it was my bro): I said, do u mind if I get in there w/ u, don't lie, u know u want me too
My Bro: Uh, this is Stephanie's brother; Brad.
Chris: O... *he got off the computer*

My brother gave me the sex talk and how I shouldn't be doing that with guys... (what the hell! I didn't do anything!) I told him Chris he was joking and he didn't believe me!
-Sunset

sunset something even stranger happend yestrday to me after i posted this stuff..

my friend from school calle dnad this is what she said...

friend: hi sudha
sudha: long time

okay i'm omiiting sdomwe parts..

friend: i'm really lonely
sudha: maybe we should meet up sometime
friend: theres one thing i ahve to say, u are really too erotic for me
sudha: sorry
friend: u are to erotic for me

okay this freind wsa female..

sudha: do u have any idea what u are saying??
freind: don't u think its right..
r u against lesbians??
sudha: no, but blah blah

i din't know what to say how to react..its one of the most weird situations u've ever faced,.

lol, sudha, that happened to me too.

Dad: So, Steph, you're 13 right?
Me: No, Dad... I'm 14...
Dad: Oh, When did this happen?
Me: Last Decemeber.
Dad: December? I though your birthday was Nov.
Me: No, that is Chris's.
Dad: Oh, I thought Chris's was Dec.
Me: Nope.
Dad: When is your birthday?
Me: Dec. 11.
Dad. Oh... OK.

Ugh.
-Sunset

this friedn my dads had called up after a long time..this is actually his awkward moment..

this is the phone conversation..
martin ( my dasds friend): so whick grade are u in?
sudha: 12th grade
nartin: what about your sister?
sudha: she is in the 8th grade..
martin: so whick one of you is older?

i was just wondering what was wrong with this man..and then he relaised how dumb he just was and was laughing it away...

wow fatfull looks like u enjoy a whole lot of awkward things....

Here's a new one to add:

I went to Carowinds with this guy I really like and who really likes me (but we're not "together" yet...go figure). We were holding hands near the end of the day when his younger brother's friend sees us and goes, "(Gasp) You DO like each other!" The guy immediately drops my hand and says, "Wow! Amazing." He was clearly mocking him but then he didn't hold my hand anymore. Stupid immature boys....I was sad.

I could recall one incident where my teacher scolded me during our return demonstration in healthcare class... Its one of the subjects in nursing course... I somehow did something wrong and my teacher scolded me and like everyone in the class was so quiet and i felt so embarrassed, i want to melt right on the floor or just faint.
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sorry. I just got so excited when I saw "Bimbo" in your e-mail... I was like "COULD IT BE??!" and it was. Yeah, I've had those kinds of moments with strangers, though. They'll ask me what I'm doing next fall for college and I'll say where I'm going and then they ask "what's your major" and I say "Youth ministry" and then it gets awkward because they think I'm a nun or something. lol.

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I love Bimbo Pan!!!!!!!

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I think you missed the whole point of the topic, but that's okay, 'cus I love Bimbo Pan, tambien!!!

I love Bimbo Pan!!!!!!!

It's when I supposedly had a "girlfriend". So everyday I would call this girl I liked, because you know I was "with her", not. We never saw each other and we only talked on the phone, here's one of the convo's I can remember, it's probably the day we both decided to end the "relationship". It may not be accurate, because I can't really remember what we were talking about, but it went a little something like this:

Me: "Hey Maria, whatcha doin'?"
Maria: "Nothing."
Me: "Really, I thought you said had cable?"
Maria: "No, I never said, I just listen to the radio."
Me: "Cool. Don't you just love No Doubt?"
Maria: "Yeah, they're cool."

<(Insert a 1-3 minute awkward silence.)>

Me: "Have you talked to Denise?"
Maria: "No, I don't really talk to her anymore, but she's cool."
Me: "Yeah, she is."
Maria: "Uh, huh."
Me: "I think we should end this."
Maria: "Me too."
Me: "Oh thank God, this was a stupid idea. Because we never see each other."
Maria: "Yeah, cool."
Me: "So, I guess I'll see you at church?"
Maria: "Okay."
Me: "Okay, bye."

I must say this was the most stupid day of my life it was a waste of time, there was no relationship and there maybe never will, 'cus she has a bf now and still probably going. Thank God my heart wasn't broken, because it's never been broken. Planning to keep it that way, single for life. I haven't really decided if I want a relationship when I get older, but I know for sure I'm not ready.

Pretty much any moment I spend trying to communicate with my extended family is awkward.

I have a consistent habit of sticking my foot in my mouth. I recently just did so yesterday.

I was talking one of my very close friends online and all of a sudden, he logged off. I thought I'd pissed him off (we were sorta having a "heated" discussion). So I wrote him this huge long e-mail about a bunch of stuff. As it turns out, he'd just gotten a phone call that his aunt had died. I feel HORRIBLE. I feel like the biggest idiot of all idiots. I think I should go live on an island for stupid people. I wrote him back and apologized for being a self-centered idiot. I am stupid. And a moron. I think, at this particular moment in time, this exact second, there is no one in the world dumber and more embarassed than I.

Shoot, that happened to me all the time when I was younger. Usually my aunt would babysit me, because both my parents and my stepdad worked, but when she went out of town I'd have to stay with friends. And my parents would always be late to pick me up, and I'd still be there come dinner time. They'd offer me some, but I'd feel too bad, so I'd just kind of sit there awkwardly until one of parents came. fun fun.