This one's for you, Dougie.
I love to hate every thing you say,
to p*ss and moan and argue all day,
I wish your religion would just drop dead,
I hate how it rules the country instead.
I like to kill babies and give rights to gays,
You like to do what the New Testament says.
I like to hate you, like I like to hate all,
So stuff your I-Love-Yous and your spiritual call.
You spend your days painting rainbows and suns,
I'll just watch tv and sit on my buns.
I'll glower and glare at passerby,
I don't need any reasons, so don't ask why.
I'll sulk and pout, I'll snivel and whine,
I'll be flat-out rude all of the time,
You follow Jesus, and I'll hope you're wrong,
You listen to your heart; I'll listen to my bong.
