hey thanks guys, I feel a little better.

If you ever feel a little blue, remember to breathe again!

That is absolutly genius.

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

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i know, i'll turn you into a flea, then put that flea in a box. then put that box in a bigger box. mail the box to myself, and smash it with a hammer!

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Do you take all of your jokes from movies?

"""for no reason"""
___My asš, there is always a reason because even a lack of a reason is a reason if you think about it(a lack of reason to be happy equals a perfect reason to be sad... get it?) so the reason you're sad is because of a lack of reason to be happy or at least not enough reason to be happy which is sad unless you're a reasonably happy person in which case a lack of reason to be sad would in fact make you happy but isn't the case here since you are in fact claiming to be sad "for no reason".

My friend's grandmother died today... she seemed to like it when I would shout "MONKEY BALLS!" across the room.

I know why you are sad, and I wuvoo.

oh, thanx for ruining my joke. you should die, but how shoud i kill you......i know, i'll turn you into a flea, then put that flea in a box. then put that box in a bigger box. mail the box to myself, and smash it with a hammer!but seriosly, prepare for the ice age! and don't touch our watermellons, that's our food supply, you see it's like this, the world will be coverd in ice and we will all be forced to live underground for a mazzilion jillion years.

"so you've got three mellons?"
i love movies
-evil

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ejection seat on helicopters. for safer helicopter rides

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They do have them. They blow the rotor blades off first.

i just thought of some of the best inventions ever:
solor-powered flashlight. so you won't need to buy new batteries.
electric powered swim shorts. to help you swim
ejection seat on helicopters. for safer helicopter rides
motion detecting death rays on mail boxes. to prevent theft
and invisible television remote. so no one else can take it from you
expect these to come out in stores as soon as i get the money for it.
gee golley i'm smart!
-evil

Let's see:
"Cheer up Charlie, it's okay" (singing)

"Cheer up Emo-Kid."
My friend has a patch that says that.