The Holiest of Fruits has returned to us, sing out in joy and dance in the streets on this most joyus of days!

*passes through followed by a large group of people singing Dropkick Murphys songs*

don't mind us, just havin a good time

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I think Kate's watched the Grudge one too many times

Never seen it...

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Such insight you have YV!

I think Kate's watched the Grudge one too many times.

*Scary burp noise.* O.O

Such insight you have YV!

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Last night I dreamed the hair from my shower drain turned into a monster and tried to kill me. If this should mean something other than I need a shrink, please let me know.

Maybe it means that you should clean your shower drain.

To the Pineapple! *brings mango smoothies*

Last night I dreamed the hair from my shower drain turned into a monster and tried to kill me. If this should mean something other than I need a shrink, please let me know.

Wait, you can interperate dreams??

How about this one:

I work as a maid in this huge house and take care of this really old lady upstairs, when I got to check on her though she's laying and bed, and I reach over to wake her up and she shrivles up and turns to dust.
This obviously freaked me out so I run down 2 flights of stairs into the basement which is also a huge brightly lit kitchen. I hide over by a counter and watch this green person with romaine lettuce for hair come into the room. This person then starts jumping really high into the ceiling fan and cutting it's hair until it looks like iceburg lettuce. Then it screams "to wonderland! to wonderland!" And jumps into the fridge.

Please... tell me what this means....

What Noise said- all hail the pineapple! Amen.

All hail the Pineapple!

Thank you.

You've got a vivid imagination, for one.

The general themes of your dreams are injustice, chase, and rescue. Mostly, I think you thrive on pointing out and attempting to ruight injustices, in whatever spectacular form they may take. As for chase, there seems to be some kind of issue relating to your desire that prevents you from confronting these things head-on. Rescue, you clearly have a hero-envy type of state of mind. Which is nothing to be ashamed of, it's very noble.

=)

So, I had another dream. I will tell you what I remember, even though my last one hasn't been interpreted yet.

There are two doors standing there, and apparently one is a door that transports you to a different time. The other I don't know, because I never opened it. I'm hanging out with my boyfriend(well, my boyfriend in the dream) but there is also this other person there. It seems that the other person is in love with me, or something like that. It's weird. Anyhow, my boyfriend and I both go in to the door, because we must bring something back with us, but just when we are going to cross back, he disappears. He seems to have gotten sucked in by some weird power emanating from the door. So I'm standing outside of the door, waiting for him, but he doesn't come out. So I start freaking out. I want to go in and rescue him, but I don't know what to do. And then, as I'm sitting there close to the point of crying the other guy starts to tell his friends that this is the time when he can make a move on me, or something like that. But then I decide that I will in fact go rescue my boyfriend and prepare to go in to the door after him. But that's where I wake up.

I can't remember most of it, this is all I can recall.

What could this mean, Oh Great Oracle Euterpe?

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sure though because everyone senior to me is gone I take over as High Priest

As of now I'm actually legally a minister. Seriously. http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination

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Does everybody still have their old jobs, no matter how close to the original Pineapple's demise they were decided?

sure though because everyone senior to me is gone I take over as High Priest (which will look awesome on a college ap)

My dream hasn't been interpreted yet.

Okay, Oracle Euterpe. Here is another dream, if you are somewhere out there.

I am in New York and some guys are following me around to try and take my things from me. I go to this giant store and behind it there is an alley full of thieves. The head of the thieves tries to take my things, but he doesn't succeed. Then my sister comes along and we have to go through the same alley, we have to go under this fence, but when we get to the other side, the head of the thieves is getting off of this bus. All of a sudden this huge truck appears out of nowhere and it belongs to the head of the thieves. But this truck had a huge face on the front, and it was his face. I had never seen someone that looked like him in real life. Then all of a sudden as the truck is chasing us, two teeth fall of of his face and I found that to be completely hilarious. Here is this big truck, with a huge face on the front(that looks like a real face) and two teeth are missing from it. The guy is furious, but he couldn't catch us. I wake up during the chase.

What could this mean...if anything?

Yay, the Pineapple! *drinks a mango smoothie*
Does everybody still have their old jobs, no matter how close to the original Pineapple's demise they were decided?