Yup, that's my sister... the secret ******* child who comes from nowhere and grows up to liberate the forces of good from evil

*smacks stupidity*

Too... many... movies...

MTLBYAKY

___It reminds me of the beginning of an epic tale of a secret ******* child who comes from nowhere and grows up to liberate the forces of good from evil. Someone smack me, I watch way too many damn movies.

I understand, GodsPrincess... no offense taken Nope, just regular cigarettes... but I still find it a miracle.

And, stupidity, you should be afraid... very afraid. Because what happened to my mom happens to about one in a million... and I'm just so sure you'll be that one Hey, ya never know...

MTLBYAKY

i didnt critisize her...i mean seriously, what was she smoking? you said she smoked..my mom smoked with me..im fine..atleast i think so....i was just wondering if you meant something more than cigs..i dunno...

___That confirmes it. I will forever have nightares about going about my daily business and my water suddenly breaks with me wondering what's going on. That is probably the scariest thing I've ever heard and believed.

My mom's stubborn... maybe a little bit crazy, too. She wasn't feeling well, and we kept telling her to go to the doctor. She kept holding it off to "tomorrow." It didn't LOOK like she was pregnant, and I don't know why that is. But she was, and before you know it, out pops the baby. I believe it's a miracle because my little sister survived it, even when my mom was smoking and not exactly taking care of what she was eating and drinking like she should have been.

It's possible, stupidity and GodsPrincess. My sister is living proof.

MTLBYAKY

P.S. GodsPrincess, my mother may not like me very much, but I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't criticize her

how can you NOT know you are pregnant...did she not notice her growing belly...and the baby kicking and moving around and stuff? what was she smoking?

err change "why" with "what"

___But is it because she smokes or because she's crazy? I feel so left out on the details as to how you could give birth without knowing you're pregnant. My nightmares will never be the same.

Why do you mean by miracles, do I believe in divine intervention, absolutely not. Do I believe things happen for a reason, yes and no.
But overall I believe in probability.

As a matter of fact... yes

MTLBYAKY

"""My mom smokes, and didn't know she was pregnant."""
___Until when, her water broke?