So should we now refer to you as The Prophet?
Or Your Joeyness?

I would personally go with Prophet, sounds better, but it's not necessarily unique, there's been a lot of prophets...your choice.

Well, that's a good question Proteus.

For some reason, God tends to pick the weak for carrying out His plans.

People have been saying that the end is near for quite a while... so, I'm not all that impressed.

Also, this is something that tends to bug me... assuming that there is a god (unlikely, methinks) why would it choose you, joe? Why would an entity capable of creating entire universes give a rat's *** about one person on a dirtball planet?

Geez .. Joey, you've TOLD us this stuff already.

I'll be idol-worshipping with the rest of them, thanks.