i just felt like posting this somewhere...dont read it if you dont want.
ill start from the beginning so brace yourself.
it all started about a week ago when this really cute girl (who i've liked for an extremely long time and constantly flirts with me and shit...although everytime i chill with her i leave extremely disappointed....anyyywayy) says that her parents are going out of town for this weekend.
i was like "ooh...what are you gonna do?"
she says "well...my ex boyfriend is coming over to spend the night friday..."
i respond "your ex boyfriend who youve told me you hate is coming to spend the night? oh thats nice :/"
whatever.
a day goes by and she says that her ex ended up cancelling and she wants to have a party instead....but not with her friends cause their all from different social groups....she wants me to bring a shitload of my friends over to party at her house..
im like "suit yourself ill see what i can do..."
another day goes by.
she calls me and is all like "i dont wanna have a party anymore...i just wanna lay low with you....do you wanna spend the night?"
im like...mentally of course "HELL YES!!"
so i go into yesterday all for spending the night at this girl im crazy about's house....i arrive there at 4 oclock and bring superbad on dvd (which she has not seen yet).
we get there and shes all like "i wanna get my belly button peirced"
well im there all night...so we might as well do SOMETHING...
we go to fucking philly...im on my best bahavior of course...putting as many eggs in the basket as i can if you know what i mean...while shes kinda making fun of me at every turn (playfully of course...but it still kinda got annoying)
we get to the place and we pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend. she held my hand while they peirced her (which i thought was mad cute) and then i bought her a $20 bottle of this disinfecting spray....so i can stack the nights odds in my favor JUST a little more
we get back to her place around six...so im like "you wanna get some food, smoke weed and watch superbad?" and shes like "sure lol"
well...before we leave to go get pizza...she was texting like crazy. then...randomly...she looks over at me and says "ooh...my ex is coming over at 11...so can you leave then??"
im like...are you fucking serious??
we kinda made plans.
and now that your ex wants to get some quick ass again i suddenly get the shaft?
i didnt say that of course...i was just like..."are you serious...well...whatever.." i thought since i still had a few hours with her i'd at least get a LITTLE something out of it.
boy was i wrong.
we got pizza...she kept asking me if i was mad at her...im like...no...its fine...lying of course.
then we get back to her place...smoke mad weed and watch superbad...while she's texting constantly.
we barely spoke at all.
then...about halfway through the movie, she looks over at me and says "chad, im really tired and in a terrible mood...[my ex] isnt coming over anymore...can you just go?"
i nearly lost it.
she's really ditching me hardcore.
i thought she should at least have extended the invitation to spend the night again....but no....even though if she had i wouldnt have...cause i was quite pissed she was kicking me out anyway.
i look over at her, still high as shit and say "ok...lemme get this straight...your gonna kick a kid whose high as fuck out of your house 3 hours earlier than you had ORGINALLY planned to kick him out...and make him drive home?"
she reasons that its her house and she can do what she wants.
i explain that im NOT ok to drive and she tries to convince me that im not high cause shes not (i hate it when people do that...cause i always hit it so much harder than other people....)
well i say that she can go and take a nap if she wants but im gonna stay downstairs and try to wait the high off.
she sighs and goes up to her room...slamming doors and shit behind her.
i think "FUCK THIS!" and shout up "ALRIGHT, IM LEAVING!"
i open the door, start walking out, and she comes down apologizing, asking if im ok to drive
"im fine," i lie...
she starts apologizing and shit...and she says "i'm sorry im really not in a good mood"
"that makes two of us," i reply quite dramatically as i turn and start walking to my car.
no later than 20 seconds later she texts me apologizing...which i thought was FANTASTIC considering i should be driving...high....and NOT texting.
i respond lying of course "its fine."
look over...and realize that i left superbad in her house...which i cant go back and get after my dramatic exit.
well...i went to my friends house after that...and havent spoken to her since...she hasnt even called to tell me i left superbad at her house...
long story short...i went from an assured getting with a girl i really like to being completely shafted for some asshole who didnt even come to her house...and getting kicked out at 830, and forced to drive home while high.
fucking girls...who needs em?
sorry for the bad grammar haha....i dont feel like checking it...its kinda long lol.
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