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Registered: June 29, 2005
Posts: 4
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once when i was at school a guy was staring at me! i was like what are you looking at. He came over and gave me some cheezy pick upline. girl ur feet must hurt cause you been running around in my mind all day long! had this happend 2 any one else!
and her eyes were watching you.
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Registered: October 10, 2005
Posts: 227
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Oh my god. That is just stupid. I have seen so many of those.
YOU SUCK!
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Registered: October 23, 2005
Posts: 418
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Here's one I found:
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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Registered: July 26, 2003
Posts: 5005
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Hmm. Last night, by a boy with a girlfriend::: "Do you have a map?" ---"Uh, no. Why?" "Because I think I need one to get out of your eyes." ---"What???" "I mean, well, a map couldn't even help me. I get lost in your eyes." ---"Oh gosh." Ay ay ay.
What if what you think is great, really is great, but it's not as great as something greater?
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Registered: November 25, 2005
Posts: 159
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Are you a fire breathing dragon because you are burnig me up. Are you a light swith because you turn me on.
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Registered: September 14, 2005
Posts: 336
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quote: Originally posted by frostkitten: quote: Originally posted by carpetrug01: "i lost my napkins so i cant clean my hands, will you lick them clean?" That sounds so dirty...
yeah its one of those "cheesy pickup lines" Im trying to officalize it with the government national archives.
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Registered: June 27, 2005
Posts: 70
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quote: Originally posted by carpetrug01: "i lost my napkins so i cant clean my hands, will you lick them clean?" That sounds so dirty...
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Registered: September 14, 2005
Posts: 336
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"i lost my napkins so i cant clean my hands, will you lick them clean?"
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Registered: October 23, 2005
Posts: 418
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If you go to http://www.GoodQuotes.com you can see a whole bunch of pick-up line. Some are funny and other's are like ok who came up with that.
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Registered: June 02, 2004
Posts: 8352
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The boyfriend of the first female feminist.
Live and Let Live. Love and Let Love.
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Registered: October 30, 2005
Posts: 43
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Have you ever though of who invented pick up line?
We are the one making the path from life to death SHORTER.....
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Registered: February 02, 2004
Posts: 9213
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I really really like cheezy pickup lines. I used to get them from ecrush in my email. "You learn about equality in the classroom but you find out about it in life" - Campus Confidential www.myspace.com/yogore
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Registered: February 24, 2005
Posts: 103
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quote: Originally posted by risika2004: quote: I have come to the conclusion that men are idiots...
Yeah. Well, women are idiots too because we're so ******* emotional.
So true on both accounts... The second bit...is especially true when we are close to/on our periods...
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Registered: September 10, 2005
Posts: 41
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ok well i have nvr been told a pick-up line, but they are cute, cuz a guy has to learn the poem, and mezmerize it jus to tell u, so it can't be a joke, he must like u... but the thing w/ guys walking up 2 fat people (no offense, cuz i hate saying the words 'fat people') and saying 'hey my friend wants to go out w/ u' that is so inmature (can't spell that) cuz he is obviously trying to get the gurlz hopes up when he knows that is just gunna hurt her in the long run... thats so messed up! life sux, get over it....
I can't believe i said i LOVE u. when i wanna say i HATE u
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Registered: May 03, 2003
Posts: 8901
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So true.
I like these calm little moments before the storm.
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Registered: April 03, 2004
Posts: 6560
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quote: I have come to the conclusion that men are idiots...
Yeah. Well, women are idiots too because we're so ******* emotional.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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Registered: October 10, 2005
Posts: 227
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You can be alice as long as I can be your wonderland. My friend got that one.
YOU SUCK!
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13981
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To Respond for men every where I must agree but point out that sometimes those lines actually work, and women must not think men are all that stupid because Eve stuck it out with Adam and your parents had you.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: July 23, 2005
Posts: 1
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I have come to the conclusion that men are idiots...
~*Find the strength within, God will never give you more than you can handle*~
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Registered: April 19, 2004
Posts: 76
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Lyke OMG!!!1111 I never hearda pick-up line directed towards me!!!!111 Unless you count the jerks who go up to the fat chick and say "hey, my friend over there wants to go out with you" Oh, yeah, REAL creative. Love officially bites butt.
Banned books are the green apples in the red bushel. Too sour for some, yet the most interesting
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