1. The guys in your particular school are idiots. (d@mn, I would be some kind of happy if I was frickin' 128 pounds in middle school...it was more like 160. Frickin' genes! )

2. You're looking too hard. (Seriously...I've found that once you STOP looking for a boyfriend, he miraculously appears in front of you and asks you out. This really happened to me in ninth grade...ahh...*sigh*.)

3. Maybe no particular earthly reason at all, but maybe a divine reason. Perhaps God has one (or many!) waiting for you later on.

Go on with your normal life for right now; focus on schoolwork, your religious life (like youth group), and your friends and relatives. You're always most attractive when you're not trying to be.

Peace,

Birdy

P.S: Just realized...I need to take my OWN wise advice...

You must be grotesquely deformed and/or have the personality of an autistic chimpanzee on a perpetually high dose of acid; its the only possible reason.

PLEASE HELP!!!