Welcome to the Republican Party:

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth.

She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, which she expressed openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs.

Based on the lectures that she had participated in and the occasional chat with
a professor she felt that for years her father had obviously harbored
an evil, even selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.

He stopped her and asked her point blank, how she was doing in school. She
answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain. That she studied all the time and never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time
for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your good friend Mary doing?" She replied, "Mary is barely getting by. She barely has a 2.0 GPA, and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies. But Mary is so very popular on campus, college for her is a blast, she goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung over."

Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's Office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA." The daughter visibly shocked by her father's suggestion angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine, I did without and Mary has done little or nothing, she played while I worked really hard!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said, “Welcome to the Republican Party."

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Originally posted by st13245:
This is the stupidity of people on YN. Your over analyizing the story, it is simply a metaphor/moral lesson that is trying to be taught through the very clever story.

Hardly. We're just pointing out that once you get passed the "tee hee hee" punchline, the story neither demonstrates an accurate metaphor nor is that clever.

This is the stupidity of people on YN. Your over analyizing the story, it is simply a metaphor/moral lesson that is trying to be taught through the very clever story.

And yes, it is a known fact that most Democrates/liberals preach an even distribution of wealth that is why: Liberals want more social spending, more welfare programs, higher taxes on higher incomes. Just b/c you say you belong to a certain party doesn't necessarly mean you buy into every belief or action that is part of your party.

Equal distibution of wealth is more communist than anything else. Sorry Joey, but democrats don't preach communism.

Also, wouldn't Mary be waging wars on other universities at the expense of her own gpa?

Nice story, but for the sake of an accurate metaphor, shouldn't the daughter have been automatically handed a 4.0 GPA for her Father's (or perhaps Great-Great-Great-Grandfather's) accomplishments?