> > > > SOCIALISM:
> > > > You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
> > > >
> > > > COMMUNISM:
> > > > You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives
> > > you some milk.
> > > >
> > > > FASCISM:
> > > > You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells
> > > you some milk.
> > > >
> > > > NAZISM:
> > > > You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and
> > >shoots you.
> > > >
> > > > BUREAUCRATISM:
> > > > You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots
> > >one, milks
> > > > the other and throws the milk
> > > > away...
> > > >
> > > > TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> > > > You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
> > >Your herd
> > > > multiplies, and the economy grows. You
> > > > sell them and retire on the income.
> > > >
> > > > AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
> > >other to
> > > > produce the milk of four cows. Later, you
> > > > hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped
> > >dead.
> > > >
> > > > A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on
> > >strike
> > > > because you want three cows.
> > > >
> > > > A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
> > >one-tenth the
> > > > size of an ordinary cow and produce
> > > > twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow
> > >cartoon
> > > > image called Cowkimon and market them
> > > > World-Wide.
> > > >
> > > > A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live
> > >for 100
> > > > years, eat once a month, and milk
> > > > themselves.
> > > >
> > > > AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows, but you don't know where they
> > >are. You
> > > > break for lunch.
> > > >
> > > > A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows. You count them and learn you
> > >have five
> > > > cows. You count them again and learn you
> > > > have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you
> > >have 2 cows.
> > > > You stop counting cows and open
> > > > another bottle of vodka.
> > > >
> > > > A SWISS CORPORATION:
> > > > You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> > >You charge
> > > > others for storing them.
> > > >
> > > > A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
> > >them. You claim
> > > > full employment, high bovine
> > > > productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported
> > >the numbers.
> > > >
> > > > AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows. You worship them.
> > > >
> > > > A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> > > > You have two cows. Both are mad.

first of all, i've already pointed out one error. it's obviously not "right". i understand much of it is meant to be a joke, and i called it "almost funny", like it made me think "ha... ha..." but no lol... anyway

second: i most certainly do not support socialism, like communism i think it's a great idea that will never work. socialized medicine is even worse.

Interesting.

The teacher I T.A. for has that. I found it relatively amusing.

Its not even pro capitalist..it could be pro japanese or pro german... but frankly its the truth.

Good-points on that!

whatever. i thought it was funny..

Thats just because it is pro capitalist, and you believe in socialist ideas.

Nah, not "wrong," just a not-all-that-funny, rather old joke.

its very true

How is it very very wrong? Sounded pretty good to me

Very very wrong. Almost funny.