Question:
Why did the war in Iraq happen?
Because Saddam was the biggest fan of the CIA...

Now here is my theory, that many other people agree to as well.

There we have Iran (I point out the N... they have been building up weapons of mass destruction since quite some time. So had Iraq after and before the first gulf war with Daddy-Bush, now shortly after the Gulf war Saddam were ordered to take down their weapons of mass destruction THEY DID...but here we have the thing. Saddam believed that by bluffing he could fool Iran and keep them under check in the Arabian world. Saddam took vast amounts of money from banks, and let empty truck drive around in his country (to bluff). He fooled his own "government" and people. But he thought there is no way the CIA can be fooled, he thought they would know what he is up to.
In that time I looked at Saddam as a wannabe American ally...and at the same time a wannabe Nebuchadnezzar... He thought the CIA had agents and knew he was playing games with Iran.
Now the thing is in that time there was not one single Agent in Iraq... now if your smart u can count 1 and 1 together...
Once Bush suspected Saddam of having weapons for use to threaten the USA and its allies (which by the way after the voting of Bush have shrunk)...He ordered Saddam to take down his weapon bases... But how could Saddam do that...he didn’t have any...
So the USA make this whole international Fuzz...and Saddam having of course an ARAB mentality believed this was an American tactic and Big talk...so Saddam kept eating his bounty and changing his underwear everyday bought new shoes everyday and only changed his uniform once every month (he believes in ghosts and in omens)...believing the Americans are just flexing its muscles to display their power...
Little did he know how little the CIA knew, and how little Bush liked to get intelligence information from the CIA...
He was unprepared and the Americans face disorganized groups.

MISSUNDERSTANDING THATS ALL...any questions? I’ll answer them...
I get a different picture of the situation the many others, living in Jordan, because my dad works in Iraq, and I have Iraqi friends, and US friends, and I myself am German...
This way I am able to pick out truth and can make sense of such situations a bit better than kids watching fox news...etc

POLL... What do you think of my theory?

Choices:
Farfetched
Makes sense
UMMM different
No man this is from the moon
Possible

 

Actually, I think the oil theory is pretty weak.

Iraq probably happened because of Bush's imperialist tendencies and his stupidly, dangerously aggressive neo-conservative ideology.

quote:

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Originally posted by allstar13_29445:
i know cuz bush is an oil hore

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coul not have said it better. When you say Nebuchanezzer, you mean the king of Babylon, right?

iraq happened because of 2 words:
PRESIDENT.BUSH.

i know cuz bush is an oil hore

Why was the US in Iraq? The world may never know.