Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? yes


Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.



Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.


Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. C



Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Hahahaha.

The comgress thing makes me want to be the attorney general...

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She's right that's exactly what i was thinking but still the things that were said on the original post is awsome. I even printed it out to show to people and they were shocked

yeah but she was wrong about the Beethoven thing. He was the SECOND child. So it just means she's dumb.

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Originally posted by QueenOfHell:

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That is wrong, he got married appox. 8 hours before he committed suicede

Well then, that explains why he didn't cheat on his wife. He didn't have time.

She's right that's exactly what i was thinking but still the things that were said on the original post is awsome. I even printed it out to show to people and they were shocked(lol)

if your bored...do something fun!!

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That is wrong, he got married appox. 8 hours before he committed suicede

Well then, that explains why he didn't cheat on his wife. He didn't have time.

Hitler married eva braun.

awesome!
i luv this!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAMMMMEEE

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Hitler never got married

That is wrong, he got married appox. 8 hours before he committed suicede

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never cheated on his wife

Hitler never got married

Actually, Beethoven was the second child, and the first was still-born.

Adolf Hitler had an affair with his niece. Look it up.

Bushism of the day:
"I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America — we can feed ourselves." —George W. Bush, Stockton, Calif., Aug. 23, 2002

I've seen all this before.

Um, everyone is human, you know?

And of course Adolf was like that...he was fundie!

Well, I always thought Hitler was a good man if it wasn't for all his anger-turned-racism.