Conservatives: Your views are stupid.
Liberals: So are yours, times 10.

C: Liberal columnists and cartoonists are running this country!
L: Try Bush, Cheney, and Ashcroft you big, dumb, dummy!

C: Why don't you move to China, Iran, or California?!
L: Why don't you move that flag out of my face?

C: You're not fit to shine my shoes, you squishy, liberal, terrorist-loving, anti-American, yellow coward!!
L: That's because your fat feet are always jammed into your yapper, you hate-filled, gun-lovin, war monger!!

C: Wait a minute, why do you hate me so much?
L: I don't know, why do you hate me so much?

C: BECAUSE YOUR VIEWS ARE STUPID!!
L: MINE?! WHAT ABOUT YOURS?!


Next week, even more thought(less)ful debate

That's pretty much the way it is too. I've found that if you ever want to get a good old fashioned argument going, either discuss religion or politics.