That's right!

I'm running for U.S. Congress in Texas' Sixth District (Joe Barton).

My congressman is from my county (Ellis), and yes, he's a Republican, and yes he has voted for such things as the PATRIOT Act, the Homeland Security bill, and the Iraq war.

I'm against those of course, but I will be seeking the congressional seat as a pro-life Libertarian.

I'm still setting some things up, like my website, but until then, spread the word: YouthNOISE will have its first major political candidate!

http://www.myspace.com/joeydauben

http://www.xanga.com/joey75154

http://www.xanga.com/joeynews

Ok...I'm telling you this, I wouldn't vote for him...but let the poor guy speak. I don't care how he has cleaned it up, it is still wrong to shut him up. Also not being around YN is part of cleaning up his act. That said, his platform sucks.

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For the most part, he has cleaned up his act around YN.

HA! HA HA! Sorry, but I thought that was really funny. Joey's still being an ***, but instead of being racist, he's pretending to be a born-again Christian and blasting everyone who doesn't have the same exact "beliefs" as he does.

He hasn't been around YN.
He just seems better because Reactionary makes Joey seem like Thurgood Marshall.

What is the point of bringing back all of these comments by joey? For the most part, he has cleaned up his act around YN.

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Here's a few Joey Gems from the vault:

ohhhhhhh my goodness....and that is all i can make my fingers type.....

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just go in, wipe out every single town, bomb every single street and bridge, and starting blowing up the mosques.

This one, especially, speaks volumes. How dare you plaigarise Ann Coulter like that, Joey?

Here's a few Joey Gems from the vault:

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N***a, please

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n-word, please

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MLK wasn't as great as you people thought, either...

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Statistically, too, high crime rates occur in areas with an MLK-named street.

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If you're black, rich & powerful, you can get away with anything

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Peace is not spelled I-S-L-A-M

See here how Joey views racial differences

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"Would you like to go on a date?" - white

"Hey, b___h, where we goin' to eat at?" - black


"I will defend my life and property." - white

"N***a, I'll bust a cap in yo a..." - black

"So uh, you wanna make out?" - white

"You five dolla trick, come ova here-uh and slob my ____." - black

said to a black YNer on the site-

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If you feel that your Black race isn't being "served" on this website, why don't you get some picket signs, call Johnnie Cochran

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So let me say this: (N-word), you don't own me...back up off me (N-word).

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the majority of the welfare rolls consist of BLACK people

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racism and I sure as hell am not gonna bow down to you politically correct types - as they say in the rap movies, "that's fo' sho'"

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just go in, wipe out every single town, bomb every single street and bridge, and starting blowing up the mosques.

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Ever notice that a ton of Mexicans will just stare at you for some reason?... ... You drive up to a stoplight with your windows rolled down, and a big group of Homies pull up and just stare.

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Mexican guys; I'm afraid if I even look at them wrong, they'll straight-up stab me.

This is what Joey expects to happen if he comes into contact with a mexican american-

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"WTF are you looking at b**ch?" and then start cussing you out in spanish.

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I'm not making a generalization about Mexicans; they stare a LOT

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...I started calling Orientals "Slanted Eyes?"

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Have you ever noticed like, movies where the black women who lose a son or whatever to a drive-by or some other thing, they'll always be real "emotional?"

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A black man can kill a black man, gets maybe 10 years in prison.

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let's just go back to having schools that are for blacks, whites and other "colored" people.

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Black people are so funny. Black girls especially, most of the "ghetto" ones.
Hah, ever hear them go, "Oh no you juss din't?"
Haha, it's hilarioso.

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lol do any of you ever notice when a black person is talking, they'll sometimes go:

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It's also funny that a lot of black men have long finger nails. You ever notice this?

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watermelon - mmm, I dice them up in little pieces and eat 'em.I dunno, lots of black people seem to like this food

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during movies, black people will just hoot and holler ... it can be annoying ...

But he thwarts all allegations of racism with this little gem-

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I've said over and over again that I absolutely love Hispanic girls, so therefore, I am not a racist.

FYI: My campaign website should be up in the next week.

Will post the URL when I get it up and running.


northstar, I haven't been on YN much because I'm actually focused on RUNNING the campaign, but thanks for your concern.

Jesus christ, joey, shave your pits if you're going to wear that in public. And stop wearing MY neclace.

Joey Dauben: Because darkies are useless.

Joey Dauben: Because I'm a christian jew.

Dauben for Congress: Always abreast of the issues.

You forgot: Dauben for Congress, because I hate Mexicans, too.

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Originally posted by redrepublican:
Congressman Dauben? LOL.

I want a bumpersticker.

Me too. Bumper sticker:

Joey Dauben for Congress, because your daughters are tramps.

That sounds weirdly funny.

Congressman Dauben? LOL.

I want a bumpersticker.

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I could see it now. Joey is sitting in congress trying to pass a law stopping mexicans from looking at a person for more than five seconds. And they are eating it all up. Vivat Columbia!

LMAO north.

I guess your YN campaign isn't very active, Joey.

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Originally posted by JoeyDauben:
I'm running as a Republican.

I still have a feeling that Joey is the only one in the state besides Risk who knows he is running. I would not count on risk's vote, either.

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Hopefully your political state of mind is a little bit more developed than your heart. It might end up being scary in Congress...

I could see it now. Joey is sitting in congress trying to pass a law stopping mexicans from looking at a person for more than five seconds. And they are eating it all up. Vivat Columbia!

lol you're like 19.. no one will ever vote for you

Ohhh I get it, he's still a kid at heart... That's why he's still here. Hopefully your political state of mind is a little bit more developed than your heart. It might end up being scary in Congress...