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Originally posted by ampmaster:
Seconded, like my buddy says "if god didn't want us to masturbate our arms would be a lot shorter"

hahaha Brilliant..... even with short arms though, people would still find a way to masturbate

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Masturbation is natural, and, like any other thing, is only bad in excess.

Seconded, like my buddy says "if god didn't want us to masturbate our arms would be a lot shorter"

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Lies, everyone time someone masturbates God kills a kitten

You've got that all wrong, mate. Every time someone masturbates, the Flying Spaghetti Monster kills a pirate, thus increasing global warming.

Joking aside (although I'm dead serious about the pirate thing), I agree with your findings, Chaos. Masturbation is natural, and, like any other thing, is only bad in excess. Doing it is only taboo because some people make a big deal out of it. Of course, we all know what those people do when they're all alone...

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or make your kitty up and die.

Lies, everyone time someone masturbates God kills a kitten

I've actually had a bit of wrestling with this for the past few weeks (basically, tons and tons of research), and I've come to a conclusion. Masturbation isn't going to drag us to Armageddon any quicker.

After all the research I've done, I've found a couple of things.

1. The only people who say anything bad about masturbation, are those who belong to some religious sect.

2. The only people who masturbate to unhealthy limits, are probably have larger problems then masturbation itself.

3. The majority of complications that arise from masturbation, don't come from the act itself, but the fear of the act itself. (I.E. God is going to punish me, we're going to have bad luck, etc.)

4. Exploring, including masturbation in public, is natural. Most people like taking risks anyway.

Masturbation is happy.
Masturbation is fun.
It's not going to make your johnson fall off, or make your kitty up and die.

It's just a normal thing.

For starters in my experience women have just as much sexual urge as men, if not more. Masturbation is perfectly natural. Of course i do believe in the phrase "Too much of any good thing is bad" and plus i doubt your gonna find people waling down the street masturbating (i think you've seen Borat one too many times lol)

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??? Uh...???

Are you serious?

Of course not! . . . But I thought it might be better to express myself in fewer words.

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long as your parents decide that your fantasy is appropriately PG-13.

??? Uh...???

Are you serious?

It is, so long as your parents decide that your fantasy is appropriately PG-13.

Please keep discussion on topic.

I'm with ya all the way Ikki

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I was in Paris on a school trip and these girls behind me were saying "Oh my god, this city is so boring....everything is sooo old.

I know there are a LOT of people who would kill to go to Paris. Those girls should have counted their blessings and shut up.

(Just thought I'd add that in since we're already off topic).

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hat's next? paris hilton is a great role model?

Actually, I have had people tell me that they look up to PAris Hilton sooo much.

For example: I was in Paris on a school trip and these girls behind me were saying "Oh my god, this city is so boring....everything is sooo old. Like can't we do something like go see where Paris Hilton lives? blah balh blah...."

Then then (after they heard me give an obnoxious sigh of detest) informed me that She was their roll model and that I should not "Diss her"

I had the biggest urge to throw either them or myself down the steps of sacred heart....

This was off topic. Sorry

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God, I hate this generation...

Seconded

I mean dear god not only are the pussycat dolls an example modern music at it's worst. But seriously those whores as role models... for any one?

what's next? paris hilton is a great role model? or playboy playmates?

You think the fucking Pussycat Dolls are great role models? Are you serious?

God, I hate this generation...

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Well, EMBRACE your sexuality, we are women, and more powerful than ever. Don't let others shame you into being in the dark all your life. Sexuality is a wonderful thing.

Oh shut up. Let people be who they want to be.

Masturbation is awesome. As the pussy cat dolls say- "I don't need a man to make me feel good. I get off being free." (great roll models btw)

But,seriously, masturbation helps deal with a lot of teenage angst and allows us to discover our bodies sexually without having sex and risking contracting a sexually transmitted infections. Also, pregnancy is definetly not an issue when you're going solo...

This is the 21st century- we are evolving as a society. Nobody is going to hell for discovering their body! Everyone speaks of educating the youth- well masterbation is just one more way to educate ourselves. Ladies especially, most of us are ashamed to say we masterbate- it only comes up in drunken conversations- and a huge percentage don't do it.Well, EMBRACE your sexuality, we are women, and more powerful than ever. Don't let others shame you into being in the dark all your life. Sexuality is a wonderful thing.

Masturbation would be the gods' gift to mankind if it wasn't for that pesky habit of blinding you and growing hair on your palms.

Human beings have sexual urges, it is a natural thing. We are sexual beings. We shouldn't try to hide it or stamp "immoral" over everything.

well its hard to say..I mean its not hurting anyone and I cant understand why its wroung even though I've always been told it is...but I would never do it in public GROSS! and I hope no one else would. I mean I dont think its anything to be proud off. but I also think it should be excepted if its done quitly like in private you know? I dunno. does every one do this? what abou gurls do you do this?????????

I can't believe I missed that. Well, I'm certainly not going to follow the advice of a rabbit. Or a rabbi, for that matter.

My typing skillz have failed me once again.