I'm Keke312000 and he's lilredboi510

lilredboi510: hey
lilredboi510: remember me
keke31 2000: ELIJAH?
keke31 2000: !!!!!!
keke31 2000: ????
keke31 2000: !?
lilredboi510: yea evryone thought i was dead
keke31 2000: no
keke31 2000: i didnt doubt u but i had to tell verney u were alive
lilredboi510: u wanna hear my story
lilredboi510: from this whole messed up week
keke31 2000: yes
lilredboi510: ok
lilredboi510: hol up
lilredboi510: heres wut happened. we didnt evac cuz we thought th hurricane wasnt gonna hit
like it never does but this time it really did hit. we woke up sunday mornin n our house
was half full of water. my dumb dad was tryna empty the water out my house wit a bucket.
we tried to save our important stuff by pumpin up one our airbed and puttin it on it. my mom
n baby kids (he has 8 bros and sis) went upstairs. after dat the water got to like 6 feet high so err one went
upstairs. after a cuple hours the hurrican stopped n ppl was huyngry n them ppl aint
have no food so me and my dad took a deep breath n went deep sea divin into our house to
get food out the refridgerator. we swam upstairs wit it n err one ate n then we jumped back
in the nasty water to pull the airbed out the house n bring our stuff upstairs to safety.
after that we hear sumone scream help dat old guy. we look n theres an old man on his porch
wit water up to his neck. so me n my dad swam over ther n put him on another airbed n
brought him by us. i thought this stuff was crazy like i was dreamin n jus had a lil fun
swimmin around. i saw this guy wit a ski mask on stealin a washin mashin. thought that was
funny. i went upstairs n fell asleep it was so borin n hot no electricity no nuthin. 1:00 am
the coast guard is outside n we get on a boat n they bring us all to the superdome. that
was a hell hole no food no water dyin ppl, hot as hell, horrible smell noone cud breathe
ppl gettin raped, no bathroom sleepin on concrete, fights, gunz drugs. all dat. im sure u
saw it on the news but theres no way u can understand that unless u experienced it . we was
stuck there cuz the contaminated flood water n noone had a workin phone. we ate cuz
evrytime the guards left we went n stole food out the room where itr was at. after 4 freakin
days of that stuff they started evacin ppl to the houston astrodome. when we got to the
astrodome we called my fam in new york to come get us. they came n got us that night n we
stayed at a hotel for 2 days. It felt soooo good to take a bath n brush ma teeth lol. we
got a flight to my home new york whiuch is where im at now. we got a apartment n stuff
already but we aint got no money or nuthin our whole house is under water. so we livin wit
my ppl till we get back on our feet. sum crazy experience but iz all good stuff like dat
just make ppl stronger u kno. it changed my whole view oin life

This seems too incompetent to have been a real story. And then he goes and calls his dad stupid? Oh, and talk about stupid-swimming over to the old man doesn't sound like a bright idea to me when you never know what's in the water or if it could start acting like the tsunami and suddenly you're swept away. I have a hard time believing this story, not to mention it hurts my eyes.