Who the fuck is Mr. Peanut? I'm not wild about peanuts. Too salty.

I can't think of how to end my poem, it's driving me nuts.


By the way, I'm really insane.

Maybe Jenos is. And Mr. Peanut.

But the rest of us are so normal, what are you talking about?

I think you guys are nutier than I am.

quote:

Eat a queer fetus for Jesus.

I cannot stop laughing. Seriously. I think I just about nauseated.. Uhh.. Trying to calm down now...

Eat a queer fetus for Jesus.

I doubt anyone would back me up. I'm sure they'd tell me they found my shirt awesome, but chances are I'd be goin' down alone.

*Shrug.* I'd just wear it out on weekends. To concerts and the like.

I'd also do "Don't procreate - masticate!" just to see if I get called out for that, too.

While I think most people would give me weird looks, some people here might actually give me a standing ovation.. I love liberal schools...

SFA. A very small college. Though I'm going to Texas A&M next year.

Where do you go now?

Lol. I hated high school.

Yup. I like to call it "The Prison." But high school IS the technical term.

Lol. Are you in high school?

If they think your outfit is inappropriate here...you get sent to the principal's office, your parents are called, and you're sent home to change.

Commie bastards.

Lmao. So would I.

I can just hear it now.

Turner: "Ms. Slack."
Risk: "Yes, Professor Turner?"
Turner: "Your outfit is causing a disturbance in my class, everyone appears to be snicking at what you appear to be wearing."
Risk: "Sorry, Mrs. Turner."
Turner: "Quite alright, do not wear it to my class again."
Risk as shrinking away: "Yes, Mrs. Turner."

::Sighs::

I still don't see why. Masturbation's not a crime! Nor is it a bad word. Though it does kill kittens.

I'd get screwed for the "disruptive to the class" stipulation. Damn the man! The man is holding us down!

I'm so going to make a shirt. But my mom would probably kill me, eh...who cares.


I would soooo get kicked out of my classes because of it.

I'd get kicked out of school. Might be worth it, though.

Encouraging masturbation is fun for everyone.

I'M MAKING A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT NOW!

I agree. I would. I do.

LMAO. Nice, that's great, Euterpe. I will sooooo have to make a tee that says that. That's totally my new saying. Just like North and I created a new word.

Sexy= Cray


That's so cray, Euterpe.