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Picture of bella123
Registered: July 26, 2004
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1. SMART JOCK

2. MICROSOFT WORKS

3. JUMBO SHRIMP

4. ACCURATE FORECAST

5. ACCURATE RUMOR

6. ACT NATURALLY

7. AMISH TECHNOLOGY


Evitere Les Contrefacons.
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Registered: November 27, 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by yogore:
[QUOTE]You have to get atleast a C+

You can get C-'s. But if you look at the classes that alot of jocks take, it's not hard to get a C in.QUOTE]

Wow. C? I've only ever gotten a C in art in 5th grade. What are you talking about? That's not "Smart" true, it's not stupid, but it's not "smart"


Just because nobody understands you, that doesn't mean you're artistic.
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Useful Employment


I am offended by morals.
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Originally posted by ilovebush:
haha

Its like saying A Bad Angelina Jolie movie. =)


Lol, yes! Except that's just sacrelige. Wink


A lo hecho, pecho.
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Originally posted by Euterpe:
Good Ben Affleck Movie.


haha

Its like saying A Bad Angelina Jolie movie. =)


"We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God." - James Madison
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Good Ben Affleck Movie.


A lo hecho, pecho.
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Friendly Fire
Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Genuine imitation
Airline Food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Military Intelligence
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then ..."
Synthetic natural gas
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
Temporary tax increase
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance

100 years war ….. lasted 112 years


Just to name a few...


The weak die many times before their deaths, the valient taste death but once-Julius Caesar
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Registered: June 02, 2004
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"you're a square!"

decaf coffee

air condition

power outage

wise men (okay, sorry my fellow dudes, it is funny though)

Christian morals

Okay, I had better stop now...


Live and Let Live. Love and Let Love.
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military intelligence


Just call me Captain Sillypants.
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Human Nature
God's Will
Animal Intelligence


"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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honorable coalition


It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in posession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
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Registered: January 01, 2003
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drawing a blank


~Stop listening for mistakes in other peoples choice of words, instead of the meaning behind them.~
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Registered: June 21, 2005
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Well sorry, but bella saying there was no such thing as a smart jock did offend me.
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You have to get atleast a C+

You can get C-'s. But if you look at the classes that alot of jocks take, it's not hard to get a C in.

quote:
Have you ever played sports? Considering you think people who play sports are stupid I dont' think you have...I personally don't think it's stupid to be physically fit and in shape and not be a lazy bum and get fat and unnatractive.


Yes. I played basketball in middle school. I don't think all sports players are stupid, but you cannot say that to play a sport you must be smart. It simply isn't true. Being physically fit isn't stupid, I never said that, but it also doesn't require playing a sport. Being physically fit is not stupid, but stupid people can be physically fit. Not playing sports doesn't mean you're lazy. Don't insinuate that Wink

You're making a lot of leaps that aren't correctly correlated. I'm not impressed.


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Registered: November 05, 2004
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Ouch.


The more you know, the less you don't know.
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Registered: June 21, 2005
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Originally posted by yogore:
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Smart Jock is not an oxymoron. In order to play sports((well, atleast school and church sports)) you have to have good grades. If you're a jock, you have to be smart. Otherwise you won't run plays correctly etc.


Running plays doesn't require a ton of brilliance. I know alot of stupid people who play sports. And you don't have to get good grades, you have to get passing grades.


You have to get atleast a C+

Have you ever played sports? Considering you think people who play sports are stupid I dont' think you have...I personally don't think it's stupid to be physically fit and in shape and not be a lazy bum and get fat and unnatractive.
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finished started isn't even a phrase...


Evitere Les Contrefacons.
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Smart Jock is not an oxymoron. In order to play sports((well, atleast school and church sports)) you have to have good grades. If you're a jock, you have to be smart. Otherwise you won't run plays correctly etc.


Running plays doesn't require a ton of brilliance. I know alot of stupid people who play sports. And you don't have to get good grades, you have to get passing grades.


"You learn about equality in the classroom but you find out about it in life" - Campus Confidential www.myspace.com/yogore
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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yes my point exactly! on the smart jock oxymoron
I get great grades and I play like three sports that are traditional "jock" sports

and a few my buddys use to berate me on where I want to go with my life

living hero
smart marine
living jarhead

all insinunuate stupidty and lack of life expectancy on the part of marines and guys and gals who want to be marines.


"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: June 21, 2005
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1. SMART JOCK



Smart Jock is not an oxymoron. In order to play sports((well, atleast school and church sports)) you have to have good grades. If you're a jock, you have to be smart. Otherwise you won't run plays correctly etc. You probably didn't mean to offend anyone but considering the fact that i play many sports and am in all advanced classes with pretty good grades I was a little confused my this so-called oxymoron.
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