I don't know if there is a board on this or not.
It is called:
Do you ever wonder why?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Did you ever stop and wonder......


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."


Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!



Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??



If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?


Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. .. . . .



Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?


Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Who was the person who wanted to make coffe from beans??? how in the hell did he even think of it!?!?

Can you slam a revolving door?

Why do sleeping pills have labels that say: "Caution: May cause drowsiness?"

How old do you have to be before you "died of old age?"

If you would get in trouble for running into a movie and yelling "Fire!" would you get in trouble for running into a fire house and yelling "Movie!"

Have you ever checked out bored.com? They have a whole list of these things!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nice
Your brain is more active and thinks more at night than during the day.

the quizzical thing kills me!!!!!!

Do you ever wonder why , during the battle of Yavin, Grand Moff Tarkin DIDNT order out the squardrons of TIE fighters aboard the Death Star? Had Govenor Tarkin don so the Rebels would have been swiftly and brutaly finished. Tarkins flaw was overconfidence in the superweapon. Because of that mistake the downfall of the Empire begain and so did the odyssey of Luke Skywalker.

Ah.

quote:

Originally posted by NoiseInTheShadows:
Why did this suddenly become a star wars-oriented thread?

Because i am on this site.

Why did this suddenly become a star wars-oriented thread?

Why did Palpatine never contact Grand Admiral Thrawn? If Palpatine had allied with Thrawn Operation: Shadow Hand would have swiftly crushed the New Republic. In fact Thrawn would have defeated the Republic is had hadnt been betrayed.

To resume before so rudely interrupted.

Do you ever wonder why there's an 'air' in Air Space Museum when there's no air in space?

How did Indiana Jones lose his gun at the end of "Temple of Doom"?

Why does Darth Vader block Luke Skywalkers attack on the Emperor when he wanted Luke to kill the Emperor?

Why does Darth Vader stop Boba Fett from shooting Chewbacca in "Empire"?

*Note* I know why but i want yall to figure it out.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Hehe...I love these things

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

How can someone "draw a blank?"

Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," is Congress the opposite of progress?

Isn't it a bit unraveling that what doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice?"

When my brother and I were little we would ALWAYS try and sing the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star at the same time. Road trips must have been painful for my parents. I enjoyed the questions. Some of them are pretty silly.