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Registered: September 22, 2004
Posts: 889
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these are all true facts sung about in lazyboys song:
Did you know, that 1 out of 4 americans has appered on tv? Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites? Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year Cannabis is the most widely abused druk in the world The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexsual experience Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme? 22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britian 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue The 'Guinness Book Of World Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries. Butterflies taste with their feet 5% of the population is gay The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' In 1995, a japanese ship sank because a russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible - the IKEA-catalogue 1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people 'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants 74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders 21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm - unfortunately it got stolen.
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Registered: August 20, 2003
Posts: 1689
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Ha. I was being sarcastic, too.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mystical. It is the source of all true art and science. --Albert Einstein
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Registered: February 04, 2006
Posts: 626
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I was actually being sarcastically. I know there aren't any spiders in my mouth EVER.
The grass is greener on the other side, until you get there.
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Registered: August 20, 2003
Posts: 1689
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quote: I now feel much better knowing that spiders come into my mouth when I am not looking. (ugh)
I don't have that problem. I look at my mouth all day...just in case.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mystical. It is the source of all true art and science. --Albert Einstein
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Registered: February 04, 2006
Posts: 626
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i seriouly doubt that the second most well-known word is really Coca Cola. its probably something like is or the. I now feel much better knowing that spiders come into my mouth when I am not looking. (ugh)
The grass is greener on the other side, until you get there.
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6150
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LMAO, those are funny. 1.Coca-Cola was originally green 2.The gestation period of an elephant is 22 months. 3.The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 4.Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. 5.In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes 6.Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second 7.Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500 8.A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body 9.In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually 10.The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: February 24, 2005
Posts: 103
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The world's largest tongue is 3.7 inches long!
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Registered: June 02, 2004
Posts: 8339
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#1 sold product in my state, and I believe all of New England-Budweiser Beer And #2? Bud Light
Live and Let Live. Love and Let Love.
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Registered: September 29, 2004
Posts: 3690
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quote: Originally posted by VeRtiCaLxLiMiT: The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised?
Not being put to very good use, because... quote:
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexsual experience
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
Maybe because you're too busy... quote: Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
;D
A lo hecho, pecho.
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Registered: April 27, 2005
Posts: 131
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I can now rest easy knowing that there are 8 friggin' spiders in my stomach!!!!!!!!! I just got that joke, AMF8.
Cursed, Unlucky, You're a freak.
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Registered: June 20, 2005
Posts: 337
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whew! I'm above average.....
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Registered: June 15, 2005
Posts: 1
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NO!!! Those are NOT true facts!!! Lazyboy admitted it himself too. It's just stuff he asumes are facts, or rumors that he heard. Not supported or proven. Some of it he even just concluded himself.
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Registered: December 08, 2004
Posts: 30
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I am sorry but I don't know If I believe all of them as perfectly true, but you know 92.35% of statistics are false. (And yes, I am fully aware that this is a satistic. That is kind of the point)
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Registered: July 26, 2004
Posts: 2891
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Thanks so much vertical, that's spider fact made my brain calm for a little about spiders. I have arachnophobia(i know i spelled that wrong  )
Evitere Les Contrefacons.
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Registered: September 22, 2004
Posts: 889
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Lol
"Take risks and never regret them."
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Registered: June 22, 2004
Posts: 2343
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That was nice to know. Very interesting but very random and weird.
I have not yet reached my goal, and I am not perfect. But Christ has taken hold of me. So I keep on running and struggling to take hold of the prize. My friends, I don't feel that I have already arrived. But I forget what is behind, and I struggle for wha
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Registered: July 14, 2003
Posts: 61
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those are funny... and as far as Elvis being blonde...his hairdresser re-dyed his hair black AFTER HE WAS ALREADY DEAD so that he would still look good in his coffin.
What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about??
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