10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

stupidity, who are you talking to?
-Sunset

___I'm sure your children wil be very..... attractive.

Right..

For Christ sake women... WHO'S MONEY IS IT DAMNIT?! MINE? YOUR'S? CHER'S?

*sigh*
-Sunset

You know something that's really funny?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Star Wars Gone Wild!

I started a topic somewhat like this, go ahead click on the link.
And tell me what you think!

I don't like golf but i luv that joke!!!

The cheese owns your souls.

Uh...mine...yeah. My money...give it to me.

For crying out loud, whose money is it?

Well, that's good to hear.
-Sunset

___Well I was in a talk too much mood so I guess we're both covered.

Why thank you stupidity.

Well damn, if you liked it so much. I just might.

I'm in a sarcastic mood.
-Sunset

"""Hurrah. The idiot speaks again.
-Sunset """

___Silly me, I got all excited and thought you changed your signature to look like that from now on when I first read it.

___Oh well, there's always tomorrow.(which is a scarily assumptious expression if I do say so myself)

Your's.
-Sunset

Hold on, i'm gettin there.. now ther's 50 bucks on the floor, whose is it, yours or mine?

Yeah, everyone left. I'm the Californian loser with no life that is the only one on... again.

Hurray.
-Sunset

Mine.
Is there a point to this joke? Or am I just being an impatient ***?
-Sunset

yeah it is a gross joke. No, there's 20 bucks on the floor, whose is it, yours or mine?