Why is porn evil, again? O yeah! Because it is people having sex/it makes people happy! How could I have been so stupid. I have never watched porn before, but I have to say, porn is really not all that terrible. The only time everybody doesn't win in porn is when people are forced into it (ie, child porn.) Get over your middle-age morallity, this is the 21st century, and porn is not going away. If you don't want to watch porn, nobody is forcing you.

Hate to break it to you, but I've never, ever found a porn site that automatically gave you free porn and started playing it. That'd be sort of self-defeating for their industry. Somebody probably downloaded that without you knowing.

I've got like 5 gigs of porn, all hand picked from the juiciest porn trees of Florida.