either he wont have daughters because he thinks sex is wrong, or he'll have soo many that they starve because he doesnt believe in birth control

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Originally posted by xVOICEx:
Yes Joey, you will make your poor daughters crazy someday...

You mean by genetics or paranoid parenting?

Yes Joey, you will make your poor daughters crazy someday...

I have a friend who think the same way as Joey only worse. If there are people making out in the hall he'll say something like 'Oh my god! They're having sex!'

Look at it sideways Worth, it's a face squinting with laughter.

Joey, you crack me up.

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Originally posted by Galevav:
XD

What does that mean? I've seen it before and it's like the one Internet-lingo things that I just have caught on to. I'm sure it's probably obvious...

Oh man, my friend just got mono, and for the first time in ages I didn't even have to think about who I'd been snogging really carefully when somebody I knew got it.

The wonders of a steady boyfriend...

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It should read: Kissing Booths: The Doorway to Mono.

XD

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Kissing Booths: The Doorway to Prostitution

It should read: Kissing Booths: The Doorway to Mono...

Did you know that Catholics also worship Satan?

Oh wait, this isn't the ludicrous ideas forum. Sorry.

they dont worship anything.

I dont know how you could think that you think outside the box.

worth is right. freemasons dont worship satan.

Information concerning things like freemasonry and many other things that will broaden your knowlege can be found in books.

I suggest you find out about these "books", learn how to operate them, and then do so.


kissing and sex are two completely different things. kids who are going to have sex wont bother with the kissing booths. and prostitution is job that women only do if they are broke and cant feed themselves or their child (or their crack addiction). no woman would ever do a thing like prostitution unless it was her absolute last resort. 1$ kissing booths at the fair for curious 12yr olds does not breed destitute whores no matter how you cut it.

dude, get over it. sex is not bad.

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So, next time you're at a carnival and you see a kissing booth, you're going to laugh and think of Joey Dauben's "doorway to prostitution" Xanga/YN post

Actually, I'm going to think, "Is she cute? Does she have a cold sore? Is she...a she?"

Actually, it's the kind that DON'T run the kissing booths that end up as.......ladies of the evening. All that repression and sexual frustration...best to let it out with some harmless snogging. ^_^

...actually, that doesn't hold up too well. I'm seriously under-kissed, but not a man-ho.

Hmmm...I'm more of a hugging sort of person, anyway.

...Sorry, I've been putting out too many serious posts lately.

The Free Masons don't worship Satan...maybe you should do your own research.

And what Celtic said.

That's brilliant, Celtic.

Nice one, Celtic. Subtle and to the point. Annnd my sentiments exactly.

Hmm...